Sex and Food
Under L. Marie
It has been happening since the dawn of time. There is something purely psychological and cultural behind allowing someone to share a meal with you. Its a form of bonding. It brings people together, and satisfies two of our basic needs at once, sustenance and socialization.
But for the last oh, hundred years or so, people have been using food as a form of courtship. Dinner dates. Lunch Dates. Breakfast in Bed. Putting whipped cream on a cock then sucking it off. Munching on something in the kitchen then fucking on the counter. What is it about sustenance that creates this bond? And are there ways that this shared meal could work against you?
Meals are the most common form of a date, second only to drinks and movies. But when a guy asks you to dinner, it comes across very serious. The message is, I actually want to get to know this girl and don't mind spending an eight extra bucks per plate.
The Lunch date falls below the dinner. It's message is, I don't want you to read too deeply into this. It's Just lunch.
Getting asked to drinks simply means, I plan on getting you trashed and then fucking you the rest of the night and then I'll go home.
That may not even really be the message that guy wants to convey, but that's usually how its perceived. Of course the message for dinner can also be, I'm taking her to a dinner and paying for it, so later when I asks to come up, She has to say yes because I Paid for her dinner. It's a sick way of thinking but it is a thought that appears. Now that doesn't mean that I fuck every guy who's paid for my meals. But I wouldn't go on a date with somebody I didn't like either.
When I do go on a date there is something else that comes into play. What the Fuck do I order? If I order the most expensive thing on the menu, I'm a bitch for taking advantage. If I order the cheapest thing I look like I'm submissive and allow myself to be walked over. When honestly, I just want to order what I want to eat and pray that its price is middle ranged.
But what do I really want to eat? Truth is, I want French Fries and soup, maybe a salad. (My fall-back vegetarian meal at non-vegetarian restaurants) But what will he think if that's all I order? And Have you ever really watched someone eat a salad? It's one of the most un-attractive foods to eat. Especially when the lettuce is in gigantic whole leaves. You have to open your mouth so wide to get the lettuce in. It flips salad dressing all over your face. There's a loud crunching sound. And nobody wants to be the dork who cuts their salad into smaller pieces so they can take smaller bites so as not too look like the slob described above.
Other un-sexy foods are Buffalo Wings, Meatball subs, Ribs, Spaghetti, basically anything that will put large amounts of food and sauce all over your face.
Sexy foods would be anything that's smooth and creamy like a mousse cake, mashed potatoes, cream of anything soup. Or things you can dip or eat with your hands like fruit in fondue, pita bread in hummus, even fries in ketchup. Maybe not chips and guacamole because then there's that un-sexy crunching sound that negates the sexy dipping/eating with your fingers thing. See? We order food and while eating we are sending out so many messages and we may not even be aware of what we are communicating.
Beyond just sharing a meal there is also cooking together. You're adding a creative factor and the risk that you may fuck up and make a horrible meal exposes another venerability beyond just a risk of being an un-sexy eater. But if you cook together, it turns out decent and you both don't end up with food all over your faces there may be hope for you yet.
Once you get more comfortable with a partner there is the bringing of food items into the bedroom or fucking in the kitchen. Just make sure you don't fuck your food. I mean if you really want to you can. You're not even alone in that, here is a place you can go to Pork Your Pork.
But you should always wipe your counters off when your done fucking on them. Cleanliness is godliness
Under L. Marie
It has been happening since the dawn of time. There is something purely psychological and cultural behind allowing someone to share a meal with you. Its a form of bonding. It brings people together, and satisfies two of our basic needs at once, sustenance and socialization.
But for the last oh, hundred years or so, people have been using food as a form of courtship. Dinner dates. Lunch Dates. Breakfast in Bed. Putting whipped cream on a cock then sucking it off. Munching on something in the kitchen then fucking on the counter. What is it about sustenance that creates this bond? And are there ways that this shared meal could work against you?
Meals are the most common form of a date, second only to drinks and movies. But when a guy asks you to dinner, it comes across very serious. The message is, I actually want to get to know this girl and don't mind spending an eight extra bucks per plate.
The Lunch date falls below the dinner. It's message is, I don't want you to read too deeply into this. It's Just lunch.
Getting asked to drinks simply means, I plan on getting you trashed and then fucking you the rest of the night and then I'll go home.
That may not even really be the message that guy wants to convey, but that's usually how its perceived. Of course the message for dinner can also be, I'm taking her to a dinner and paying for it, so later when I asks to come up, She has to say yes because I Paid for her dinner. It's a sick way of thinking but it is a thought that appears. Now that doesn't mean that I fuck every guy who's paid for my meals. But I wouldn't go on a date with somebody I didn't like either.
When I do go on a date there is something else that comes into play. What the Fuck do I order? If I order the most expensive thing on the menu, I'm a bitch for taking advantage. If I order the cheapest thing I look like I'm submissive and allow myself to be walked over. When honestly, I just want to order what I want to eat and pray that its price is middle ranged.
But what do I really want to eat? Truth is, I want French Fries and soup, maybe a salad. (My fall-back vegetarian meal at non-vegetarian restaurants) But what will he think if that's all I order? And Have you ever really watched someone eat a salad? It's one of the most un-attractive foods to eat. Especially when the lettuce is in gigantic whole leaves. You have to open your mouth so wide to get the lettuce in. It flips salad dressing all over your face. There's a loud crunching sound. And nobody wants to be the dork who cuts their salad into smaller pieces so they can take smaller bites so as not too look like the slob described above.
Other un-sexy foods are Buffalo Wings, Meatball subs, Ribs, Spaghetti, basically anything that will put large amounts of food and sauce all over your face.
Sexy foods would be anything that's smooth and creamy like a mousse cake, mashed potatoes, cream of anything soup. Or things you can dip or eat with your hands like fruit in fondue, pita bread in hummus, even fries in ketchup. Maybe not chips and guacamole because then there's that un-sexy crunching sound that negates the sexy dipping/eating with your fingers thing. See? We order food and while eating we are sending out so many messages and we may not even be aware of what we are communicating.
Beyond just sharing a meal there is also cooking together. You're adding a creative factor and the risk that you may fuck up and make a horrible meal exposes another venerability beyond just a risk of being an un-sexy eater. But if you cook together, it turns out decent and you both don't end up with food all over your faces there may be hope for you yet.
Once you get more comfortable with a partner there is the bringing of food items into the bedroom or fucking in the kitchen. Just make sure you don't fuck your food. I mean if you really want to you can. You're not even alone in that, here is a place you can go to Pork Your Pork.
But you should always wipe your counters off when your done fucking on them. Cleanliness is godliness