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Under L. Marie

The Hair Down There

I have been shaving my cooch since the first little curly-Q sprouted on my pre-pubescent twat at the blossoming age of eleven. I hate hair down there. It itches. It's ugly. When you sweat, it stinks. I really don't like having pubic hair. I don't like having hair on my legs, armpits or forearms either.

But there is one place I especially hate having hair, and that's in my mouth. It's not my hair. It's the man's hair. His pubic hair. In my mouth. I don't understand how, no matter what I do, it always finds a way into my fucking mouth. Of course from fucking him with my mouth. Then I feel like I have to gag. I have to stop what I'm doing, with my mouth, to get the hair out. I have to search for it and while I'm sitting up swiping the inside of my mouth with my finger the mood is totally killed.

There was one time where I came up to get the hair out, the guy misinterpreted why I sat up and the he kissed me. With the hair in my mouth, I kissed him back and felt so bad. I was terrified I would gag and accidentally puke in his mouth. Lucky for the both of us it was a short kiss and I didn't have a ralph in the mouth incident.

Now I can understand why a guy wouldn't want to shave his balls bald. Or shave the whole damn region bald. Then it will look like he has a pre-pubescent dick at the blossoming age of eleven and that's just gross. And Wrong. On every level.

But, I absolutely love it when a guy trims. Trimming down that bush makes a dick look bigger and far more appetising. I will still go down on a guy who has a man-bush. However, I will be ten times more enthusiastic if that shit is trimmed. And who doesn't want a more enthusiastic blow-job? If it's trimmed, I won't worry about getting a long ass strand into my mouth. I won't be irritated by that bush creeping up into my nose. Which happens every time because with a dick in my mouth I have no choice but to breath through that part of my face. It's like because that's where the airflow is going the hair gets sucked in that direction. And well it sucks.

I mean in all fairness, I don't go totally bald all the time. I usually leave a little up top. But I never let it get long enough to curl. That's my limit. So, for the love of oral sex, trim your shit. Your Partner will thank you.