Myth Buster
Under L. Marie
There is a wise old saying, a rule really, that a woman should wait until the third date to fuck a guy. If you sleep with a guy on the first date, he'll think you're a tramp and never call you again. If you wait too long, he'll think you're a prude and never call you again. Geez Louise! What's a girl to do?
Don't you see? It's hard being the gate-keeper of the snatch! How am I supposed to know what any guy will think? Well I will tell you first hand. Do what ever the fuck you want! That old "wait 'til the third-date" thing is total and utter bullshit!
I have had 2 short-lived relationships that both started as sex-on-the-first-date. Now granted both of those ended up being bad relationships. But I was the one that ended them. Perhaps you read the rejection email? That was one of them. Or perhaps you read the my blog post:You Weight Me Down? That was the other guy.
Yup both of those guys I slept with on the first date and they stuck around. They turned out to be weirdos! But hey, that's what happens when you fuck people you don't know.
Now, on the other hand I have also liked a guy so much that I wanted to take it slow. Really slow. Like really really slow. It took me a week to make out with him. It took another week to dry-hump. And another week to let him touch my vajayjay. And another week for me to touch his junk. I went down on him once maybe twice. Then I moved away. But he stuck it out. For three months. I didn't want to fuck him because I knew I was leaving and he was such a sweet guy and I thought it would be easier to leave if we weren't fucking everyday. I was right. I had no problem leaving him. He has a nice girlfriend now who I'm sure gives it up daily.
My sister told me about a book by Steve Harvey, Act Like a Woman, Think Like a Man. I didn't read it. But I guess it said that if you like a guy you should make him wait 60-90 days to fuck him. Its his probationary period. As with some new jobs there's a probationary period saying your job is not guaranteed until you've made it through this period. In this time you to get to know the job and decide if its for you. Well same should go for your mate according to Mr. Harvey.
I agree with this to some extent. But I feel that if you don't want to have a serious relationship, don't make a guy wait that long! Causal relationship=causal sex. Serious relationship=FBI screening. Plus what if you make a guy wait that long and then, given the grace of Aphrodite, he waits around that long for his pecker to get even a little attention, and he sucks in bed? Or you two don't share a sexual chemistry? What then? You just wasted 60-90 days of you life, not getting laid, to find out you and this guy are Not sexually compatible.
So I say that if you feel like you should wait, then wait. If you want to get laid, then stick it in. You can never predict what people are going to think and feel. If they piss-off because they waited too long or not enough, it's clear they only wanted to fuck you in the first place.
But just know this as well. If a guy just wants your snatch, and he is a shallow asshole who truly only wants to fuck you. If you do a bangin' job in bed. He will be back for more.
Under L. Marie
There is a wise old saying, a rule really, that a woman should wait until the third date to fuck a guy. If you sleep with a guy on the first date, he'll think you're a tramp and never call you again. If you wait too long, he'll think you're a prude and never call you again. Geez Louise! What's a girl to do?
Don't you see? It's hard being the gate-keeper of the snatch! How am I supposed to know what any guy will think? Well I will tell you first hand. Do what ever the fuck you want! That old "wait 'til the third-date" thing is total and utter bullshit!
I have had 2 short-lived relationships that both started as sex-on-the-first-date. Now granted both of those ended up being bad relationships. But I was the one that ended them. Perhaps you read the rejection email? That was one of them. Or perhaps you read the my blog post:You Weight Me Down? That was the other guy.
Yup both of those guys I slept with on the first date and they stuck around. They turned out to be weirdos! But hey, that's what happens when you fuck people you don't know.
Now, on the other hand I have also liked a guy so much that I wanted to take it slow. Really slow. Like really really slow. It took me a week to make out with him. It took another week to dry-hump. And another week to let him touch my vajayjay. And another week for me to touch his junk. I went down on him once maybe twice. Then I moved away. But he stuck it out. For three months. I didn't want to fuck him because I knew I was leaving and he was such a sweet guy and I thought it would be easier to leave if we weren't fucking everyday. I was right. I had no problem leaving him. He has a nice girlfriend now who I'm sure gives it up daily.
My sister told me about a book by Steve Harvey, Act Like a Woman, Think Like a Man. I didn't read it. But I guess it said that if you like a guy you should make him wait 60-90 days to fuck him. Its his probationary period. As with some new jobs there's a probationary period saying your job is not guaranteed until you've made it through this period. In this time you to get to know the job and decide if its for you. Well same should go for your mate according to Mr. Harvey.
I agree with this to some extent. But I feel that if you don't want to have a serious relationship, don't make a guy wait that long! Causal relationship=causal sex. Serious relationship=FBI screening. Plus what if you make a guy wait that long and then, given the grace of Aphrodite, he waits around that long for his pecker to get even a little attention, and he sucks in bed? Or you two don't share a sexual chemistry? What then? You just wasted 60-90 days of you life, not getting laid, to find out you and this guy are Not sexually compatible.
So I say that if you feel like you should wait, then wait. If you want to get laid, then stick it in. You can never predict what people are going to think and feel. If they piss-off because they waited too long or not enough, it's clear they only wanted to fuck you in the first place.
But just know this as well. If a guy just wants your snatch, and he is a shallow asshole who truly only wants to fuck you. If you do a bangin' job in bed. He will be back for more.
richard_:
HAHAHA!!!!!!! Your a God Damn GENIUS woman!!! I've been around a teeny tiny bit or two myself... and trust me, it doesnt matter whenever whatever happens between two folks in lust! What matters most, is the impressions the encounter leaves within each one! Completely BLOW somebody's fucking mind!!!!! Or pull blissfully at their Heart... its them GOD Damn visual memories, that keeps em' coming back for more!
