Damn, I almost forgot. I left out one of the most bizarre and hilarious things that happened at that party Friday night.
While canvassing the damage to the house in the morning, the girls went into one of the upstairs bedrooms. Next to the bed, on the bedside table, was a cup. Inside the cup was some half dissoled, thick white stuff.
Naturally, you would...
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While canvassing the damage to the house in the morning, the girls went into one of the upstairs bedrooms. Next to the bed, on the bedside table, was a cup. Inside the cup was some half dissoled, thick white stuff.
Naturally, you would...
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daem:
it could be that im half drunk (tryin my damnedest to get full shit faced so i can psas out) but i think its kinda cute.
unnecessaryz:
Normally I gauge a party's success based soley on how many farm animals and mariachi band members are strewn about the floor, but I'm not sure how your scenario fits into that scale.
Blarg... I'm fucking exhausted. What a weekend.
Friday night, as I previously mentioned, was the annual joint birthday party for my friends Megan and Becky. It was a pimps and hoes themed party, and nearly everyone there dressed up. I dug through every item of clothing I own looking for a pimp costume, but to no avail. So I ended up going as a manwhore;...
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Friday night, as I previously mentioned, was the annual joint birthday party for my friends Megan and Becky. It was a pimps and hoes themed party, and nearly everyone there dressed up. I dug through every item of clothing I own looking for a pimp costume, but to no avail. So I ended up going as a manwhore;...
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tygertyger:
Wow, that enty is way too long for me to read right now.
Re: your comment, though... how can you go wrong with the Reverend and boozin'? Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
Re: your comment, though... how can you go wrong with the Reverend and boozin'? Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
Tonight is the annual joint Megan/ Becky birthday extravaganza, so we will all be hauling ourselves up to Alpharetta to boogie down.
This is the last party of this sort I'll be attending. Megan and Becky, along with the other Megan, are moving to Orlando this summer. I've been going to these parties since my freshman year of high school.
It's the end of an...
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This is the last party of this sort I'll be attending. Megan and Becky, along with the other Megan, are moving to Orlando this summer. I've been going to these parties since my freshman year of high school.
It's the end of an...
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scopitone6248:
Dammit man, the women I picked are Danger Girls! I would so marry that Abbey Chase dame. Although, ever since some damn Gypsy woman in Berkely told me that I'm going to marry a blonde woman, I've been fighting my attraction to them ever since. No fate but what I make, you filthy gypsy.
Damn right you are listening to Led "Greatest Fucking Band Ever" Zeppelin.
Sorry to hear about your End Of An Era Party. I remember those...
Damn right you are listening to Led "Greatest Fucking Band Ever" Zeppelin.
Sorry to hear about your End Of An Era Party. I remember those...
Life is boring. I need to do something exciting.
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thefuckingdaddy:
Why does MC Chris sound so familiar to me?? I'm not the expert on all things beatwise, but, still it rings a bell.
Sister/Brother used to live in Norcross... Driving home from Radiohead I did a 360 in Tifton GA, who proudly proclaim on billboards that they are ON THE INTERENT!
Sister/Brother used to live in Norcross... Driving home from Radiohead I did a 360 in Tifton GA, who proudly proclaim on billboards that they are ON THE INTERENT!
scopitone6248:
Yeah, the Light Jedi powers are shit.
"Ohhh, do you feel that slight breeze wafting up your tunic?!
Yes. Yes I do
Uncomfortable, isnt it?!!
Kind of, I guessyeah.
BEHOLD!!! The TRUE power of the Light Side!
Fucking nerd
*force chokes Light Jedi off the ground, electrocutes him, and continues making nasty love to Slave Leia
"Ohhh, do you feel that slight breeze wafting up your tunic?!
Yes. Yes I do
Uncomfortable, isnt it?!!
Kind of, I guessyeah.
BEHOLD!!! The TRUE power of the Light Side!
Fucking nerd
*force chokes Light Jedi off the ground, electrocutes him, and continues making nasty love to Slave Leia
Nothing makes you feel as pathetic as when your crutch is temorarily removed.
Blah, I'm lame.
Anyway, say you want to get a tattoo that represents two people being apart for three years. I learned today that that particular sentiment is best represented by a giant scorpion with the head of a panther.
Remember the scorpanther the next time you miss someone.
Blah, I'm lame.
Anyway, say you want to get a tattoo that represents two people being apart for three years. I learned today that that particular sentiment is best represented by a giant scorpion with the head of a panther.
Remember the scorpanther the next time you miss someone.
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optimistress:
scorpopanther- very very interesting....
i like to think about cross breeding cows with guppies- and have little swimming cows in a tank..
or a cow with a daschund- you could have fresh cream each morn with your coffee...
damn genetics wont work tho. i tried.
just kidding about that trying part...
or am i?
i like to think about cross breeding cows with guppies- and have little swimming cows in a tank..
or a cow with a daschund- you could have fresh cream each morn with your coffee...
damn genetics wont work tho. i tried.
just kidding about that trying part...
or am i?
scopitone6248:
One of my fans made this kick ass pic of me riding a Pegacorn...I need to find that. Because it would whoop you scorpanthors ASS!
Although a Scopitonanther would be the sexiest thing the planet has ever seen.
Although a Scopitonanther would be the sexiest thing the planet has ever seen.
There was a party tonght. And an SGATL event.
Instead of going to either one, I stayed home and played Scrabble.
(Actually, it's because I can't drink til Monday, and I was already tired as fuck, so I wasn't up to being sober amongst a bunch of drunkards.)
Instead of going to either one, I stayed home and played Scrabble.
(Actually, it's because I can't drink til Monday, and I was already tired as fuck, so I wasn't up to being sober amongst a bunch of drunkards.)
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vladdic:
Damnit.. why doesn't Bridget count? And jesus.. if she doesn't.. damn I feel pathetic. I still think I could of won that bet if I had been in on it, but I would never risk my right to drink.
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vladdic:
Asinine.
And you say I'm a fucking grammar nazi.
You know what I like to do sometimes?
I like to skip all my classes and sit around the house and read, with sporadic breaks to play guitar.
Today was such a day. Ahh, relaxation.
I like to skip all my classes and sit around the house and read, with sporadic breaks to play guitar.
Today was such a day. Ahh, relaxation.
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oryx:
replace 'with sporadic breaks to play guitar' with 'with sporadic breaks to nap in random locations' and that is my day tomorrow. word.
acidgrampa:
Sounds like one out of three college days for me. But with less drugs. Unless you're not disclosing all.
I just played three games of Scrabble over the course of four or five hours.
Aaaaah yeah!
Aaaaah yeah!
velocity:
You wouldn't be so smug about it if you'd played against me. I would have totally kicked your ass.
And then we'd have played scrabble, in which your ass would also have received a thorough kicking.
And then we'd have played scrabble, in which your ass would also have received a thorough kicking.
velocity:
Well I was kind of being smug, but I guess we all do what we do best...
The other day I went to hang out with my parents and do my taxes.
Turns out my sister is super behind in her AP art class, and her prtfolio is due in two weeks. She's pretty much in the same boat I was in when I took that class in high school. So I say, "I was in the same situation, and i did...
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Turns out my sister is super behind in her AP art class, and her prtfolio is due in two weeks. She's pretty much in the same boat I was in when I took that class in high school. So I say, "I was in the same situation, and i did...
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scopitone6248:
If you keep telling yourself that you have bad luck, that shit will come true.
Bitches somehow managed to pull the sliding glass door to the porch off of its track the other night. This was just in time for the temperature to drop from the 70s to the 40s today. Bitches. It's fucking cold in here.
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superflea:
Once, while in College, my landlord left for a weekend and the furnace "accidentally" got shut off. It was just one switch that neither my roomate nor I had any idea was there. This was in the middle of winter.
We froze our asses off.
I feel your pain.
We froze our asses off.
I feel your pain.
tygertyger:
Bahaha!
Yeah, you and Scopitone anyway. I'm sure you've heard that Kids in the Hall song - "These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know." I've got like eight in my family.
Yeah, you and Scopitone anyway. I'm sure you've heard that Kids in the Hall song - "These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know." I've got like eight in my family.