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Sunday Jan 30, 2005

Jan 30, 2005
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Yesterday was cold as fuck.

I woke up, got ready for work, and headed out to my car. What I found in my parking spot was completely covered in a sheet of ice about a centimeter thick. So I kicked on the defrosters and waited for the glass to thaw out. After about thirty minutes I had to go find an ice scraper. In the meantime I watched a Mustang attempt to get out of our complex without much success. It was at this time that I decided to not even attempt to get to work. I called my boss and told him that I was frozen in. However, by this point my car was finally ice free, and I realized that I was completely out of alcohol, a condition that was completely unacceptable. So, I managed to get the car out of the complex and braved the icy roads to get to the liquor store where I bought a twelve pack and a gallon of bourbon. I then headed back to the complex to meet up with my friends, who had taken a decidedly "Fuck going anywhere today!" attitude and had also made provisions for sitting in Jeremy's apartment all day.

You know that point where you realize that the entire day is going to be a complete waste? Well, walking into Jeremy's place was that point.
A little later we attempted to go sledding. It wasn't so much sledding as it was watching people tumble down the hill, but it was still funny.

The funniest part of the evening was when my friend Morgan, who was on mushrooms, excitedly exclaimed "Everything is fun to touch!" followed immediately, and without segway, by "OUCH! That's prickly! It hurts!" I nearly died laughing.

During the course of the day we watched a bunch of old Simpsons shows, a few venture brothers episodes, and Resident Evil II, which was pretty fucking terrible.

Oh! And during our adventures outside we found a treebranch that had fallen on and completely caved in the roof of a car. I'll see if I can get a picture, because it was pretty crazy.

Anyway, so that was pretty much my worthless, awesome snow day. Unfortunately, today the roads seem clear so I have to go get ready for work.
flux:
Oh shit! Awesome.
Feb 1, 2005
hellkittenallie:
Hee hee! You are funny! Thanks for the joke.
Feb 1, 2005

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