Ah, Thanksgiving: the day where I celebrate the solemnity of my Puritan ancestors by engaging in senseless glutony. Awesome.
Plymouth Colony, bitches! Oh, and if you have time, stop by Flux's journal and remind her that my Puritan sect is totally better than hers. What's pressing a few farmers to death compared to widespread exploitation of the natives? Plus, her's was responsible for, 150 years later, unleashing the literary abortion known as The Scarlett Letter upon the world. C'mon kids; that just ain't right.
Plymouth Colony, bitches! Oh, and if you have time, stop by Flux's journal and remind her that my Puritan sect is totally better than hers. What's pressing a few farmers to death compared to widespread exploitation of the natives? Plus, her's was responsible for, 150 years later, unleashing the literary abortion known as The Scarlett Letter upon the world. C'mon kids; that just ain't right.
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nescafe:
Hoooraaay for widespread exploitation of the natives!
flux:
EAT IT, PILGRIM! SALEM ROOOOLZ!