deckwreck

Okay, so I was hanging out with the girl I've been speaking of recently today, and I invited her to this party on Friday. She declined becasue she has yet another court date in Athens this Friday. So I enquired as to just what the fuck she did to get so many court dates this month. She had a speeding ticket and some bullshit misdemeanor wherein she was in the wrong place at the wrong time. But the third and final court date is for the best charge of all. It seems that, over the summer, Bush was playing golf at a course near Athens. After hearing this, I figured that she was arrested for protesting or something. Mistaken! Turns out that she and a few of her friends found the table Bush was eating lunch at and began to shoot fireworks in the direction of said table. The police immediately showed up, beat them all up, and arrested them all for inciting a riot.

It's official, kids; I've finally found a girl whose arsenal of crazy stories far surpasses my own. Awesome.