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Last night was my homegirl Raquel's birthday. So, naturally, we all got very, very drunk over at Munchx0r's place. We thought that Raquel was going to be hanging out with Ellis Dee, but he didn't show because their mutual friend is a douche. I, as usual in this day and age, was drinking Jager. When we went to take the first shot (after a particularly ugly game of circle of death) the only remaining shot glass was a triple. I, anxious to show the size of my testicles, volunteered to take the triple of Jager. And that was both the beginning and the end of my night, all in one convenient glass. For the rest of the night I just hung out with the kids and acted like a drunkard, as usual. As I was leaving (stupid job!) I met Steven's roommates, one of which is (or at least seemed to be at the time) really hot.

Oh yeah, and the ex came over and got some blankets she left at my apartment a long time ago. Ronnie, Vladdic, Munchx0r, and Lisa all gave her shit in that gnawing, obnoxious, not quite insulting way. It was awesome. I love my friends. We tried to invite her to the party (hey, all things aside, that was some good ass), but she wouldn't come; probably because she figured that we would make fun of her all night (most likely true) and either shatter the self esteem of or beat the hell out of the guy she was with (definitely true; I've never, ever met a single one of her friends that wasn't a total douchebag.)

One more week til classes start. I'm excited to be doing something with my life again. And it'll definitely be cool to see everyone again. Now I just have to get off my ass and register...