Damn, I almost forgot. I left out one of the most bizarre and hilarious things that happened at that party Friday night.
While canvassing the damage to the house in the morning, the girls went into one of the upstairs bedrooms. Next to the bed, on the bedside table, was a cup. Inside the cup was some half dissoled, thick white stuff.
Naturally, you would think that this was the end product of a romantic encounter. Kinda gross to find it on the table, but still, that's not that bad.
However, it wasn' cum. It was actually a tampon that had half dissolved int he cup. A USED tampon. In a cup next to the bed, in the room that people were fucking in.
Worse still, we found out that our friend who slept on the floor in that room after all the action had occurred had actually fond the tampon on the floor and put it in that cup so he wouldn't have to sleep next to it.
So basically, here's the scenerio:
These two go upstairs, start getting into it, and right before they have sex, the girl says "Hold on a sec, baby," reaches down, pulls out her tampon, and tosses it on the floor. "Okay, let's get to it!"
Seriosuly, who the fuck does that?
Edited to say, at CoreOfSelf's request: And even weirder is that I think the culprit is my friend's little sister. I remember this girl from when she was like 14; it's disturbing to think that the girl who ratted us out for smoking pot in high school is now precoitally leaving tampons strewn about the house.
While canvassing the damage to the house in the morning, the girls went into one of the upstairs bedrooms. Next to the bed, on the bedside table, was a cup. Inside the cup was some half dissoled, thick white stuff.
Naturally, you would think that this was the end product of a romantic encounter. Kinda gross to find it on the table, but still, that's not that bad.
However, it wasn' cum. It was actually a tampon that had half dissolved int he cup. A USED tampon. In a cup next to the bed, in the room that people were fucking in.
Worse still, we found out that our friend who slept on the floor in that room after all the action had occurred had actually fond the tampon on the floor and put it in that cup so he wouldn't have to sleep next to it.
So basically, here's the scenerio:
These two go upstairs, start getting into it, and right before they have sex, the girl says "Hold on a sec, baby," reaches down, pulls out her tampon, and tosses it on the floor. "Okay, let's get to it!"
Seriosuly, who the fuck does that?
Edited to say, at CoreOfSelf's request: And even weirder is that I think the culprit is my friend's little sister. I remember this girl from when she was like 14; it's disturbing to think that the girl who ratted us out for smoking pot in high school is now precoitally leaving tampons strewn about the house.
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daem:
it could be that im half drunk (tryin my damnedest to get full shit faced so i can psas out) but i think its kinda cute.
unnecessaryz:
Normally I gauge a party's success based soley on how many farm animals and mariachi band members are strewn about the floor, but I'm not sure how your scenario fits into that scale.