Murder By Death was goddamn amazing. They are number 3 or 4 on the best live bands ever list, behind only against me! and lightning bolt.
My friend Ghetto Mike and I decided we are going to go get our new ink together either tuesday or wednesday. It's going to be awesome.
After the show we went to a party at my friend Megan's place, which was fun.
However, I was a total failure last night. I'm not sure what was wrong with me. For once in my life, i was actually incapable of being an asshole. Even more odd when you consider the person who should have been my target- a weird Tech frat guy.
Here is the list of reasons why I should have automatically kicked into asshole mode:
1. He was a Tech kid. Thus, he was fairly socially inept. But I couldn't be mean, even when the conversation drifted to football. As a third generation Georgia fan, I am entitled to mock Tech kids, and I can usually stream football/ lack of attractive girls jokes out endlessly. Last night, however, the well was dry.
2. He liked jam bands. I didn't even call him a stupid hippy once.
3. He was mercilessly trying to hook up with Megan, even though it was VERY obvious she wasn't interested. Megan actually asked me to save her, so I attempted to implement Operation: Cockblock, but I just wasn't working up to my potential. I should have either pretended to be her boyfriend or just told him to fuck off, but instead I tried to besubtle. Pth. Seriously, what the fuck?
Eventually, I just went and hopped in Megan's bed so he wouldn't be able to crawl in there with her. Then when he saw that I was there, he said "Megan, you should just come home with me. I'll drive you back in the morning." Remember, we were at HER apartment.
So eventually he leaves, and Megan and I are laughing like crazy about this and generally making fun of this guy. Of course, right when the mockery reaches its peak, he walks in. Megan was embarassed. I was trying hard to not bust out laughing. Man was that hilarious.
My friend Ghetto Mike and I decided we are going to go get our new ink together either tuesday or wednesday. It's going to be awesome.
After the show we went to a party at my friend Megan's place, which was fun.
However, I was a total failure last night. I'm not sure what was wrong with me. For once in my life, i was actually incapable of being an asshole. Even more odd when you consider the person who should have been my target- a weird Tech frat guy.
Here is the list of reasons why I should have automatically kicked into asshole mode:
1. He was a Tech kid. Thus, he was fairly socially inept. But I couldn't be mean, even when the conversation drifted to football. As a third generation Georgia fan, I am entitled to mock Tech kids, and I can usually stream football/ lack of attractive girls jokes out endlessly. Last night, however, the well was dry.
2. He liked jam bands. I didn't even call him a stupid hippy once.
3. He was mercilessly trying to hook up with Megan, even though it was VERY obvious she wasn't interested. Megan actually asked me to save her, so I attempted to implement Operation: Cockblock, but I just wasn't working up to my potential. I should have either pretended to be her boyfriend or just told him to fuck off, but instead I tried to besubtle. Pth. Seriously, what the fuck?
Eventually, I just went and hopped in Megan's bed so he wouldn't be able to crawl in there with her. Then when he saw that I was there, he said "Megan, you should just come home with me. I'll drive you back in the morning." Remember, we were at HER apartment.
So eventually he leaves, and Megan and I are laughing like crazy about this and generally making fun of this guy. Of course, right when the mockery reaches its peak, he walks in. Megan was embarassed. I was trying hard to not bust out laughing. Man was that hilarious.
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scopitone6248:
Hey fanboy, the comment you left in that YYY thread "They are incredible live. Karen O totally spit a mouthful of water in my face."...is the funiest thing I've read in awhile. Thankya.
laputa64:
new ink....i am jealous!