ok, so last night suprpkl and i threw a party at our apartment. (you know, i get this mental image of people reading my journal and, seeing that it begins with that phrase yet again, smiling gleefully in anticipation...)
my friend megan and i wrestled for a number of hours, which was fun. amazingly, the injury count is very low; just a few bruises, as usual, and a small cut on my arm from her fingernail. oh, and i ripped my toenail up and now my toe is a bloody mess. you know an injury is bad when you are drunk as fuck and it STILL hurts like hell. i was limping for the rest of the night. but, hey, i've had much worse alcohol and violence related injuries.
vladdic dipped out early because he sucks.
MCnaptime had some hilarious (well, to me at least) escapades which shall remain unnamed because i don't hate him. see, i'm not that terrible of a person...
anyway, now onto the good part. so suprpkl invited a few guys from his work over. this one guy, who shall from this point on be refered to as douche, got very very drunk. and then began having a sexuality crisis of some sort. he began asking the gay kids in attendance if they thought he was gay. and then began asking patrick, another of suprpkl's coworkers, to cuddle with him, and just generally started flirting with patrick like crazy. its amusing what a little alcohol can do to some people...
anyway, in addition to that nonsense, douche somehow managed to vomit all over my apartment. literally, all over it.
list of places/objects tainted by douche's vomit:
-porch (where there are chunks of vomit the size and shape of thumbs. NOT an exaggeration.)
-the wall in the hallway across from the door to my room
-the sliding glass door
-my bathroom
-the bathmat
the porch on the first floor directly below ours (someone is going to have a wonderful suprise this morning...)
-and the kicker: his shirt was on the floor in the living room. inspection revealed that it was covered in vomit. closer inspection revealed that it was lying on top of a grotesque tower (yes, literally, a TOWER) of vomit on the carpet. this is officially the most disgusting thing i have ever seen.
and the kid just snuck off this morning and didn't offer to help clean.
as i said, DOUCHE!!!
my friend megan and i wrestled for a number of hours, which was fun. amazingly, the injury count is very low; just a few bruises, as usual, and a small cut on my arm from her fingernail. oh, and i ripped my toenail up and now my toe is a bloody mess. you know an injury is bad when you are drunk as fuck and it STILL hurts like hell. i was limping for the rest of the night. but, hey, i've had much worse alcohol and violence related injuries.
vladdic dipped out early because he sucks.
MCnaptime had some hilarious (well, to me at least) escapades which shall remain unnamed because i don't hate him. see, i'm not that terrible of a person...
anyway, now onto the good part. so suprpkl invited a few guys from his work over. this one guy, who shall from this point on be refered to as douche, got very very drunk. and then began having a sexuality crisis of some sort. he began asking the gay kids in attendance if they thought he was gay. and then began asking patrick, another of suprpkl's coworkers, to cuddle with him, and just generally started flirting with patrick like crazy. its amusing what a little alcohol can do to some people...
anyway, in addition to that nonsense, douche somehow managed to vomit all over my apartment. literally, all over it.
list of places/objects tainted by douche's vomit:
-porch (where there are chunks of vomit the size and shape of thumbs. NOT an exaggeration.)
-the wall in the hallway across from the door to my room
-the sliding glass door
-my bathroom
-the bathmat
the porch on the first floor directly below ours (someone is going to have a wonderful suprise this morning...)
-and the kicker: his shirt was on the floor in the living room. inspection revealed that it was covered in vomit. closer inspection revealed that it was lying on top of a grotesque tower (yes, literally, a TOWER) of vomit on the carpet. this is officially the most disgusting thing i have ever seen.
and the kid just snuck off this morning and didn't offer to help clean.
as i said, DOUCHE!!!
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Jesus Christ - that's why I never EVER throw a party at my place.
And yes, I think I can agree that we're both awesome.
Have a good 'un, ATLien