holy crap. "house of the dead" ranks as one of the worst movies i've ever seen. its BAD. not like good bad, like "slumber party massacre II" (which is my favorite cheesy slasher flick by the way. a sorority buys a house where gruesome murders viz auger took place, and then, in every parent's worst nightmare, a ouiji game goes horribly wrong when the spirit of the killer posesses one of the girls, promting her to take up the aforementioned auger and have a drillin' good time!), but just really really awful. most of the movie looks just like the game, which is to say that it looks just like a lame first person shooter in which zombies jump out and stand there waiting to be shot, with the occasional zombie going after the characters with an axe and making you wish that it went *slash* and a big red gash would appear across the screen...
and now, the rest of this post will be directed at MCnaptime in an effort to show the world just how lame he is.
now, to fully understand this, one must understand that there are two things that flux and i primarily mock MCnaptime for:
1. he is always sleeping, often to the point of sleeping through the night's activities.
2. his mom (when he is at home) picks up his cellphone. in itself this is not that odd, but in this case it is, you are just going to have to take my word on this.
anyway, so earlier today i call MCnaptime to invite him over to my apartment for tonight's festivities. needless to say, i am quite suprised wheh a woman picks up his cell phone! HIS MOM!
deck- "is MCnaptime there?"
his mom- "MCnaptime is taking a little nap right now. I'm supposed to wake him up in about 10 minutes. who is this?"
deck-"this is david..."
his mom- (interuptng) where are you?"
deck-"uhhh..."
his mom- "i mean is this your cellphone?"
deck-"yeah... could you have him call me me back when he gets up?"
his mom- "sure! bye!"
first of all, the conversation was kinda weird. second, this one instance combined the two weirdest things about MCnaptime! i immediately text messaged flux to let her know of the hilarity. she then called me, and told me that this has provided us with ammunition to harass MCnaptime for about a full year. and since i agreed, i could think of no better way to kick in the hilarity than by posting this on SG for all the world to see!
muhahahahahahahaha!
am i a good friend or what?
and now, the rest of this post will be directed at MCnaptime in an effort to show the world just how lame he is.
now, to fully understand this, one must understand that there are two things that flux and i primarily mock MCnaptime for:
1. he is always sleeping, often to the point of sleeping through the night's activities.
2. his mom (when he is at home) picks up his cellphone. in itself this is not that odd, but in this case it is, you are just going to have to take my word on this.
anyway, so earlier today i call MCnaptime to invite him over to my apartment for tonight's festivities. needless to say, i am quite suprised wheh a woman picks up his cell phone! HIS MOM!
deck- "is MCnaptime there?"
his mom- "MCnaptime is taking a little nap right now. I'm supposed to wake him up in about 10 minutes. who is this?"
deck-"this is david..."
his mom- (interuptng) where are you?"
deck-"uhhh..."
his mom- "i mean is this your cellphone?"
deck-"yeah... could you have him call me me back when he gets up?"
his mom- "sure! bye!"
first of all, the conversation was kinda weird. second, this one instance combined the two weirdest things about MCnaptime! i immediately text messaged flux to let her know of the hilarity. she then called me, and told me that this has provided us with ammunition to harass MCnaptime for about a full year. and since i agreed, i could think of no better way to kick in the hilarity than by posting this on SG for all the world to see!
muhahahahahahahaha!
am i a good friend or what?
Hilarious information: House of the Dead was a first "film"(term used as generously as possible) from director Uwe Boll. Not only has he not been drawn and quartered, but he's actually in the process of making another movie, WHICH IS ALSO BASED ON A CHEESY VIDEOGAME SERIES! This time, he's making the "Alone in the Dark" movie. The screenplay credit has 4 names on it, meaning, I think that one person wrote it and then 3 more re-wrote/revised it. 3 of those people have never worked on a screenplay before. As for the other one, his only screenwriting credit is that he CO-wrote MVP: Most Vertical Primate! I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
So strap yourself in, America, and prepare to be punished in a way you SO RICHLY deserve!
Ugh. Just thought Id share.
[Edited to actually make post LESS coherent!]
[Edited on Feb 08, 2004 1:33AM]