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A typical Conversation between my friends....

Grasso 1 :"Yo D, I got so many numbers at the 4th of July Carnival."

D: "Thats good. How many we talking?"

Grasso 1: "Like 4. This one chick, Mercedes, man she is fine."

Me: "How fine we talking?"

Grasso 1:"She is a nurse, pretty face and a Jlo Booty"

Me: " Jlo Booty. Wow and a nurse. I'd definately call her."

Grasso 1"I plan on calling sunday."

grasso 2:"The problem is his 2inch cock."

We laugh.

Grasso 1:"Shut up bro. You didnt have a problem with it last night."

Grasso 2:" No you didnt have a problem with mine after I pulled back the sleeve."

Me: "Sleeve?"

Grasso 1:"Yeah, uncircumsized. me and Him and uncircumsized actually the whole family is."

Me: "TMI !!! TMI !!!!"

Grasso1:"What its true, we arent. actually Adrian alot of people arent circumsized anymore. Doctor's are doing it less and less. It started back during WW2..."

So for the next 20mins i had to hear about conversations bout circumcision and the pros and cons and how many women mind it and other ritual sexual practices... All Along the way to eating dinner.

Ah...My friends....

Congrats to SIN for getting engaged.

Congrats to Adora for becoming a SG. PLUS SHE'S FROM JERSEY

Interesting last few weeks for me, I started going back to the Library to write. I've been writing and researching. Its nothing like putting fingers to keyboard or pen and paper and creating new characters . Creating something from nothingness. Its sooo exhilarating.

I went to my first SG group about two to three weeks ago. SGNY Open Call where prospective Members and old ones meet greet and check each other out. Very interesting. I met alot of people. But alas, my shyness overtook me and I just sat back and listened and bserved. Always observing. Hopefully I didnt creep too many out. We shall see.

There, I saw Irina, who's about my height in person ,
freyja, Steveneurotic, honkeykong,
berlinn, secondbest, dkmfc and countless
others... Also Porcelainheart was up visiting from Louisiana so I got to meet her. IT was very nice seeing her in Person and I hope she enjoyed JOISEY AND We MISS YOU :sad:

Speaking of SG, a landmark has just happened today. I've had 62 comments on my journal. I've never had that many...Its such a new
experience. Thank You all for posting *sniff* *sniff*

I HOPE everyone had a good4th of July Celebration. Mine started
Sat, which was also FREE COMICS DAY I went and brought
the latest issues of Transformers, GI Joe, Star wars and others. I
also got these
on sale at my local comic book shop. They are awesom and have so much
detail.

I was suppose to go see Dave Chappelle at Westbury Music Fair saturday night but the ticket company didnt send the tickets in time because the EVIL FEDEX didnt deliver over the holiday. So instead me and some friends went to a Portuguese Restaurant and had rodezio style food. Nothing like have waiters come out with carving slabs of meat for you *mmm* I'm such a carnivore

Sunday, we drove around to other towns celebrating ole fashion Americana. Its something to see old men dressed as Uncle Sam, your
1-man bands and children running around with their free ice cream.
After that we went to a Buffet. Now Buffets are as common in Jersey as
Diners. I hate them with a passion... Nothing like Seeing Chinese
American's cook every American Dish possible((*note*there
words not mine) That evening went and watched the fireworks. We got
seats right by the firetruck since a friend's brother was working that night. I got to see them light them and shoot straight up or in some cases shoot down or next to us. IT WAS AMAZING.

Monday we went to the State Fair. That was alot of fun. Rides, Sightseeing and Food. Nothing like standing in the hotsun with the smells of food, sweat and sweets mingled together to give you a Sensory OverloadI FELT LIKE TEMPLETON FROM CHARLOTTE'S WEB. I also realize I'm an Adrenaline Junkie. They had this one Extreme Ride called Slingshot, where your put into a basket
and shot 300ft in the air and then tumble back down... Looked like alot of fun

Finally, picked up some must have DVD's. SIMPSONS, Season 4 is
maybe the best season of the simpsons. It is definately when they
caught their stride. From Classics such as Homer the Heretic("My Patented Space Waffle MMMM"), Last Exit to Springfield("Dental Plan...Lisa Needs Braces....Dental Plan"), Treehouse of Horror #3 and I Love Lisa( I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU) And I also got Batman: The Animated Series
Collection 1, to me probably the greatest animated series EVER!!! EVER!!! I also picked up a dvd called Challenge of the Superfriends with something calledTHE LEGION OF DOOM.

STING WAS EXCELLENT.... I AM SUCH A FAN!!!! SINGING SYNCHRONICITY II WAS A GREAT FEELING!!!

Oh Birthday to Missfortyfive and also One Cool Woman, porcelainheart who's birthday is Sat.

One final Thought....

Even though I have aspirations of total planetary domination and Peace Through Tyranny(POINTS TO PROFILE PIC) I am hopeless romantic at heart.

Off to go back to the library and create.....

And Finally I got in...