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Dear Sandy Claws,

I think I've been pretty good this year. I mean no real bad things like killing, or stealing(file-sharing doesn't count) So here is a list of my Favorite Things I want for Christmas:

1) Weapons Grade Plutonium

2) 1 Fusion Cannon with working trigger and Gun Scope

3) 1 Limited Edition 12" Darth Vader

4) Working lightsaber

5) 1 Life Size Astromech Droid

6) A clone to take my place at work

7) The Gumption to Finish my Book

8) A Kitten, preferably black. I will call him Obsidian or Obby for short.

9) Poontang

10) Money, lots and lots of Money

11) Fame

12) Power

13) World Domination(WHOOPS...I'll just take that out)

14) Peace on Earth good will..blah blah blah, I'm sure you've heard this millions of times.

15) That Elusive Publishing Deal

16) Some Happiness

17) Oh yeah and a new car

18) Original Prints of the Star Wars Saga where Han Shoots first on DVD


Hmm...thats about it Mr Claws. Take care. Dont let Skellington get ya down.


PEACE!!!

A.W. Quinn