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Ugggghhhhhh what a long crap day. I hate split shifts. Anyway It's over for today. It's nearly 11pm and I have had a lovely soak in the tub to get rid of the smell from work, cooking smells yuk.

And the winner of "Weirdo Customer Of The Day" award goes to the man who we call "The Doctor". He once came into the shop and told us he was a doctor. ( He is in fact a tramp, very grubby and a bit bonkers. )

So today as I wrapped his food he remarked that the fish looked like ( and I quote ) " them rampant rabbit vibrators that you get from Ann Summers, me mam used to have one".

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH too much information !!

Afterwards it got me thinking about my own personal quest for the perfect rampant rabbit. Ahh how I remember my first one, Hercules I called him. He died an honorable death after giving my almost 9 months of pleasure. I tried a different rabbit next, it was ok but that also broke after a few months. Then I found it- the perfect rabbit ! it was a Thriller, covered in rubbery nodules and throbbing from top to bottom. He lasted almost a year before he buzzed his last. ( It must be some sort of design fault, they don't last long do they ? Ahem.......)

And they have stopped making them ! I have tried most of Ann Summers products, spent a fortune on vibes, but I have never found one I loved as much as my Thriller. Yes, I admit, it did look like an instrument of torture from medieval times but wow he rocked my world !

So, on I go, making do with a variety of toys that don't quite hit the spot lol !
Here's a pic so you know what I'm talking about.


*sigh* I miss him lots .......