deathtoyourmom

the moon is creepy tonight. i love it!

went out for fool's birthday, had lots of scorpion bowls, and did some drunken shopping.

might i add, scorpion bowls and shopping are a deadly combination. when i came to, i realized i had purchased a very short magenta school girl skirt and a wife-beater, for the sheer purpose of torturing slo feng at camp.

hehe.

so i added some new pics, watched my roommate sing led zeppelin on the coffee table while doing the manwhore dance, had two conversations about how my ex is being a dick, and ate a trove of raw fish brought to me by my favorite sleezeball, spooky.

looking forward to building a porn gallery for my client tomorrow, a phonecall from momo, lots of vinyl...
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joerocker:

porn-cool

Jul 21, 2004

so the most beautiful man just left my room. and i'm still in awe and disbelief of what just happened. and then i realized, i set the clock a half hour slow. he thought he was leaving at 9, but actually left at 9:30...hope he's not too late for camp..

sculimpics was great! thanks to all who came and watched us inflate innertubes, eat donuts,...
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joerocker:

thats cool if ya got some lovin

what the hell was sculimpics?

Jul 18, 2004

artbeat KITSUNE was, undoubtedly, amazing.

i apparently had a staring contest while in statue mode with a cute 3year old girl.

mad thanks and respect to those who braved an hour and a half of slow movement.

donut race in 8 hours!! w00t!

katmeow:

Im purring

Jul 16, 2004

very tired, avoiding work yet again... althought tonight, its only about 10 minutes of actual works and no annoying greek guys looking over my shoulder.

sir joerocker asked me about my chopper, so here's the lowdowm: i got the frame for free from a liquidation party at skunk's house. it is a raleigh space cruiser, complete with a three-speed hub. i took both wheels out...
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joerocker:

awesome-unlike my dumb friend-paying out the ass-get more pics

i wiped out on ape hangers once-it was late,i was at a party-drunk,cruisin down the middle of the street-no -flying down the street--have you know this was a slapped together multiple bike garbage picked machine-so bolts wern't very tight-anyway-i'm flyin,with a beer in my hand as i try to hold on to the handle bars still.-i decided that i'm gonna leave a huge skidmark in the street in front of the house-wrong-slammed on the brakes and the handle bars went down for which i went right through and did a roll with the bike wrapped around me-parts of the bike poking me and getting road burn-i looked really cool as the whole party looked at me-like you idiot-somehow i did manage to save my beer

Jul 15, 2004

my work days get longer and longer...

pretty soon i'll be able to say, "bitch, do you bank with sovereign? cause those are MY designs on the wall.."

the only plus side to being corporatenotoriety.

today i got momo a new clientanother escort site which i will be exclusively shooting and coding. i can't wait for the day when she gets completely swamped with work...
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joerocker:

i like your choppa -my friend has one,he paid like $350.00 for it-thats kinda rich just for shits and giggles(at least thats what he uses it for)

the fact that sonny chiba gets you hot is fuckin awesome-willyou be my friend?please oh please

anyway,welcome

Jul 14, 2004

wow. first entry. these things are always odd, yet tasty.

my last blog got me into too much trouble. long story, happy ending, but not for my ex. he'll never find me here, and that's a happy thing.

i got a call from slo yesterday. he's in a cabin somewhere in mass, being held hostage by boyscouts with swiss army knives. but he's a viking,...
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