deathtoforls

The problem with relocating...

Is that it sucks balls. I've never had to search for an apartment 1500 miles away. I'm starting to feel a bit like Tweak from Southpark. The PRESSURE, oh!

As an added bonus, the neighborhoods in DC can be questionable safety wise, I'm working on someone else's budget (the company that's employing me), and I have pets. This equals a very shitty situation indeed, at least for the time being.

At this point, I'd be content to live in a crappy part of town provided I could just be done with the whole apartment search aspect. Arghhhh.

On an even brighter note, my little brothers retarded ass friends let Ace out AGAIN. This is the second time in two weeks. GODDAMNIT! So, I flipped the fuck out, exorcist style. And to Brit1Rawk2, I'm sorry you had to be witness to that via the phone...yeah, I really can be an mega bitch if ya had any doubts.

I was supposed to hook up with the girlfriend for some drunken debauchery, but my laziness got in the way and I went to bed at 7:45 last night. On a Friday night. Yes I'm a lamer.

So, ummmm, yeah. I'm gonna go shoot myself in the head now. Peace out bitches.