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Washington, D.C.

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Sunday Aug 21, 2005

Aug 21, 2005
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There is a point at which you must stop...

So I have been house/petsitting for BlueValentine while she pimps it out in Cali. I started cleaning her house, and couldn't stop. Started at 7 am, finished at 11 pm, and her house isn't all that dirty, I'm just insane.

Blue, I hope you aren't angry, as I reorganized every one of your kitchen cabinets, and then I just generally went apeshit with your awesome vacuum cleaner and Scotch Brite scouring cloths. Yep, the Adderall has finally sent me round the bend.

Cleaning is so much funner when you're cleaning someone else's home. I'm OCD to an insane degree, and you can only reorganize your own stuff so many times before it becomes utterly boring and or depressing. But someone else's stuff, that's foreign territory. There are cords to be untangled and bound in a psychotic fashion, spices to be alphabetized, and havoc to wreak. And havoc I wrought.

Please don't kill me when you can't find anything!
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bluevalentine:
Oh, and I don't know if you remembered to leave me the keys or not since the ones I left were mine.

And I've lost my phone so I am impossible to get ahold of other than on here and email and whatnot.
Aug 21, 2005
thefury:
Bondage and alphabetized spices........
Kinky skull
Aug 21, 2005

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