deathtoforls

Jebus christ...just got home from work, hehe. And might I say, BlueValentine and her baked goods rawk some serious ass. Could there be a better boss? No, I think not. Could there be a better cheesecake? HELL NO!

As if it wasn't bad enough I was late (by three fucking hours), I kept getting phone calls. Apparently, she is such a badass that she didn't even write me up, or fire me, hahaha. Seriously though, I can, and will be on time for future obligations. There was once upon a job where I was overly punctual...apparently in the recent months of gainful unemployment my work ethic has slipped slightly.

So, I cleaned, we baked, and she even allowed Satan to temporarily posess her and ruin my carb free diet. Yes folks, the food that woman makes is THAT good. As if you even had to wonder.

So, my suggestion is, if you want to know what heaven is, buy a goddamned cheesecake. You wont regret it.

Still trying to get everything lined up for my trip to Florida next month to sling some ashes. Yes, I am being quite crass about it, but at least I'm not bawling. Should be an interesting visit to say the least, though I would've preferred my father to still be alive for it. You can't always get what you want...but you can lick the mixer attachment in an effort to forget

And damnit, you fawkers need to lose your social lives or jobs like me and update more often...I'm bored...and yes, apparently it is all about me today