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Washington, D.C.

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Friday Jul 01, 2005

Jul 1, 2005
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My grandmother is a CUNT of the highest degree. She should win a prize for her frigid and insensitive demeanor. So here's how it went. She called my cell 3 days ago and left a message asking me to call her. SHE DID NOT SAY WHY. Always say why you want me to call your skank ass back, please, or expect your call to go the way of polyester bell bottoms. So, she sounded all pissy in message #1. Then, today at 2:12pm, another message. And here it is for your reading enjoyment, verbatim:
(bitchy and fuming by the sound of it)
I did not hear what you were saying. So if you have something to say to me you say it clearly...ENUNCIATE! so people can understand you! This is your grandmother, and I"M VERY VERY VERY ANGRY AT YOU!
Well, good for you bitch, cause I'm pretty upset that right after my dad kicked it you decided to flip the fuck out about my cats, who are damn near perfect and cause no fuckin trouble. I'm pissed pissed pissed
mad
Am I capable of doing a damn thing right? Apparently not. So fuck it, I will now relish every goddamned intentional "mistake" I make. Grammer boy, you know who you are, and if you read this don't even remark on my use of the english language. Oh yeah, and I'm damn glad you decided to quit being a lamer and join SG. wink So that is my rant of the day. Negative much? Yes, yes I am.

Oh, and all you bitches should stop by Akiva's page because he is a crazy mofogator that seriously needs to be fucked with. Haze him in and make him feel welcome eeek
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err:
bust out your wicked kung fu on her ass
Jul 2, 2005
akiva:
I'm a mofogator? What the fuck is that? It had better be good, or I'll give you a bitch slapping so severe you'll cream yourself. Wait...that's something you'd like. Ah, fuck it, it works for both of us, doesn't it?
Jul 2, 2005

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