deathtoforls

HELL YEAH, GODDAMNED NINJAS. I also heard if you crap your pants during a disability "interrogation" you'll get those checks. Hmm, whilest that may appeal to some of you, I prefer to be poor, broke, liberal...ya know, whatever the fuck its called these days.

Watched Eternal Sunshine for the 6th time in 2 days. Sad really that my mind can handle and enjoy repetition, even well crafted and entertaining as it might be. Perhaps all that blow had some kind of delayed reaction that is finally kicking in.

In more boring, work-related news, my mom called my grandfolks and gave them the lowdown on how my job was dicking me around...they gave me a check to pay off the entire balance on my account, thus freeing up any funds owed to me for hours worked. This was to the tune of $900. They are truly some rockin mofogators, mm-hmm, I know that's right. Well, when I breezed on in to pay, I had an Office Space moment with that fuckin fax machine. It was like I was Michael Bolton...if only I traveled with a baseball bat and had the brass balls required to gank that bitch.

Got married today. That's right, to president Bill Clinton. Don't we make an adorable couple? Specially with him in his seig heil stance. I give us about 3 days before he starts seeing someone else...but hey, thats ok, I understand his Arkansonian libido. He probably grew up whackin it to goats or something. Yeah, now that I'm gainfully unemployed I have far too much time on my hands. Oh, and were honeymooning in Florida.


The Wedding Kiss


We're happy, yup