deathtoforls

serenity now serenity now serenity fucking NOW...hmm, can you guess how my night at work went? SAVE ME JEBUS!!! Yes, that's right, typical Sunday night fashion, it gargled big schweaty hairy wrinkled balls. Yet another dog that had eaten a tampon came in, and all I can wonder how it is dogs would even exist as a species without vet clinics...ya know, survival of the fittest and all. So I walked into work with a smile on my face after having spent the evening getting my legs rubbed by a very good friend. Well, good turned to ugly at the drop of a hat as every clinic in town began referring their overflow to us, oh lucky us. So, I had to stay late this morning, and if it wasnt for the fascinating conversation over coffee with Miss Blue Valentine, I might have gone back with a molotov cocktail and torched the place in a fit of rage. I tend to make guy friends, because girls are shallow backstabbing vicious whores not to be trusted, but Blue, you shoulda been born a guy is all I can say, because you posess none of those qualities far as I can tell. Made me think for a second maybe all girls were not innately evil, but then some blonde bmw bitch cut me off on the way home AND gave me the finger...for no good reason, and I realized that yes, most women are asses. So, now I have 2 days off and not much planned. I'm supposed to spend some time with the fam, and the sorta guy friend. I don't think he realizes how non-serious I want to be, but then he talks of how I'm going to break his heart and that makes me sad, cause he's a supercatch but I'm just not fishing for marriage material right this instant. Aw hell, it's a doozy.