deathtoforls

Arghhhh....It's early, I'm awake after a long night of exceptional booty lovin, and have the stretchies. Nothing feels better than rolling about in bed first thing in the morning, stretching each and every muscle while yawning with your entire face. Perhaps I'll take this opportunity to slip back out of conscienceness and back into the dream state. I feel like Oatmeal and raisins this morning, with some hot blueberry tea, and a good book, and an extra day off. I dont wanna go back to work I love my job, but I'd love it even more if it was just getting paid to run around having fun all day. I need to pull a Dave Atell and start some sort of show where my job description is friendly drunkard, I think I could really excel at that.