deathtoforls

Neverending and tedious....this was my week. I am on day one of seven off of work, thank satan! At some point I'm to drive up to Oklahoma for some hiking, and then to see Wilco play, but for now I'm content to park my ass on the sofa and read, drink hot tea, and enjoy this miserably depressing yet blissfully balmy weather. Tonight is "hang out with the ex night" and I have high hopes everything will go smoothly and I won't leave in tears as I typically do. How is it I can leave someone and then decide I want them? This is my life in every aspect...guess I'm a grass is greener kinda gal. I've been sick all week, getting nauseous and flushed several times a day. Felt like I was pregnant, but to my amazement and pleasure, I am not!!! Three pregnancy tests cannot be wrong, even if the first did show a very faint positive. Strange how apathetic I was about the possibility as just 6 months ago I had to have an abortion. That's right, I had one, and I'm damn glad I did, though I can't say I have no regrets. But, I am raising two orphaned kittens, so that should fulfill any nurturing tendencies I might have. I have been bottle feeding them since they were 2 days old, and at 3 weeks of age they are the fussiest, loudest, food driven demons I've ever seen. So, they've been aptly named Osama and Saddam...the world's tiniest terrorists. They may not have your typical WMD, but the stench of their poop could take out a few city blocks with ease. Osama is the nappiest by far, hes taken to suckling Saddam's penis when hungry, and his favorite hobby is taking a ginormic crap and then flailing about until completely covered in feces...yum! Well, enough poo talk....I'm off to be a lazy ass.