deathtoforls

As I have absolutely zero luck lately, today was just another in a stream of frustrating and obnoxious exercises in futility. About a month ago I requested an extension on my car payment...which was denied. My instinct was to borrow money and pay them, but lack of motivation and an insane work schedule overruled instinct. I find myself receiving a phone call from my grandfolks at 8 pm at work about a notice left on their front door re: my P.O.S. corolla. And what does that note say...no, they didnt decide to waive my last 9 payments....they've decided to file an intent to accelerate, which basically means I have 10 days to come up with $3500. For those of you who have read my profile, it's no secret I'm poor/broke/financially unstable...to the blog-only readers, you now know there is no way short of robbing a bank, dealing smack, or prostitution to get me out of this snafu. Well, just when ya thought it couldnt get any worse...it does. So, of all my options I suppose prostitution would be my first choice, if I was really a whore. Unfortunately, I am not. As an aside, I also awoke at 3:45 to the persistent escalating ring of my cell phone. Who could it be? Work, of course...for some reason my copy of the schedule gave me the day off....their copy however had me coming in at 3:30. What a rude awakening! Wouldnt bother me, but the 12th happens to be the end of my 90 day suspension for being late more than once months ago...funny that today is the 11th. Had they wanted to, my ass would've been canned...lucky for me, we're already short staffed and I'm damn punctual generally speaking. So today, I have to admit, has sucked the biggest donkey dick of all. If anyone has a suggestion for how to come up with this sort of cash, or anything close to this amount in a fairly legit manner...I'm all ears, however I suspect I'm screwed. On the upside, I'm single again and much happier, which should count for something, right? Hmmm...well, the bitch session must come to an end. Most sincere apologies for those of you now snoozing and drooling on your keyboards, comatose after reading my bitter dissertation. And thanks to everyone who has given moral e-support and left friendly comments! They are not overlooked and are much appreciated.