deathsquad

ladies and gentlemen I am sorry for the last post...sometimes I just feel the need to flex the photoshop...not that its quality...below par at best...but hey...its in the eye of the beholder...right!?...If anyone knew where I got the text they would laugh me off stage!!...So I saw the "GIRL" the past two nights...guess what...she was with her boyfriend!! OUCH....and the sad thing is he knows...at least about the first time...IM FUCKING BAD...So I delivered to the local strip club the past two days...52 dollars in 1's...legs pointed to the sky in this shape "V"...I really need to go there and get "blackout" wasted...cute little girls in g-strings....I need to convince Z to go with...I need a wing man...I almost got tattooed today...I woke up and said "I shall be tattooed today"...but I was too hung over...maybe tomorrow...Imperial Emblem here I come...but where on the arm to put it?

-sorry-
Count Mortimer,
Leader of the Fijinarian Empire.

Scribe,
Local artisan.

Hipster,
degenerate internet fuck bag.

DeathSquad,
No words can describe.

Cody,
your author, my humble self.

EDIT: I was pretty drunk when I typed this so forgive errors and mindless rambling. thank you.