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Yup....this has so far been a very unproductive day. I haven't even put my laundry away, I am sooooo lazy. I was contemplating doing something, but I'm figuring, why bother. I think I may have to go pick up my paycheck, but other than that no mobility for me. Maybe if I sit here long enough I'll get bedsores and be all pusy and unattractive...then...
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5lave:
Haha Ben is so stupid. He just really wants to see you naked. The hāt is a distraction, but don't let that stop you.

Please give me advice on women... let me guess. "Don't date 19 yr olds you dirty old man." Come on say it. I know you want to. SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR RAE!!

At least I got a sexy lingerie show on her webcam after she finished grovelling. I'm fucking amazed by the calming effect that sleazy underwear has on me.
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Yup...the vegan cookies were ok...except they wern't really vegan, because I used real chocolate chips instead of carob. I made real ones on Saturday. They were much better, and way more fattening...I can still taste the fat. So I have a 3 day weekend this week, because my boss still owes me a day..I'm going to fight my way through Bloodrayne 2...controls are way better...
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5lave:
Especially no soup for you!

Can you put tabs on the body parts and number them for me. I'm not sure how they'll fit together otherwise.
5lave:
Yeah you better number them.
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Ola again...so my roomie used up all my baking soda without telling me, so I had to make chocolate chip cookies according to some wierd vegan recipe....only I'm not vegan and I don't have vegan ingredients. I hate people who use the last of something and don't tell you, especially toilet paper. And why is it I'm the only human at work or at home...
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5lave:
What? Your on fire? I'm confused... no eye humping doesn't count, you'd think it would but it doesn't. I'm talking about physical humping. Good luck with the toilet paper. I have the same problem with my brother. At least we tired a maid service though so things don't go more than two weeks without getting cleaned.
olas:
Ok vegan chocolate chip cookies are wrong... MILK chocolate, butter... its all you need....

You're going to end up look like my ex, her arms were always burnt from the sparks... but on the plus side, you'll have your own personal deathray
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Yeah....I hate my job...do dah, do dah...I hate customers all day long oh do dah day!!!!Not much new today, just the usual level of hatey goodness and such. I think one of my coworker may possible be drugged, maybe she's just wierd, or maybe she's really an alien in a human suit and our air is incompatable with her and it makes her act all...
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5lave:
HEY I am the only alien in a human suit! mad Let me at her! blackeyed skull
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So I did it....comencing next week I start learning how to weld. Just lessons from my father, but he's been doing it for 30 years, so he should be pretty damn good by now. I am going to fucking make this work, if only to spite the people who think I can't. I know I will kick ass at this, even though I will have...
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olas:
Good work Ray, leave you alone with a ps2 for 5 minutes and you wreck the thing...

Good luck with the welding, my ex got into welding and loves it..
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I just dragged my tired ass out of bed after a lowly 11 hours of sleep...I could use about 12 more.
It's just one of those days when the bed is the most comfortable thing in the world and I wish I had a fridge and bathroom attached to it so I never had to leave.
Went out last night to meet up with some...
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Ola....
New here and all, so just a bit about me and my day.
I've spent it dodging the burning sun. Not hot, but still in the sky and blindingly bright. I think I will be the only human that will be eternally happy to live underground...as long as there is shopping....and a good chai latte.
Visit my friend at the lube shop, recounted how...
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