I got crunk last night celebrating Cinco de Mayo. I had three snake bites, two shots of Grey Goose Vodka, two screwdrivers, one jaggerbomb, and Alize. I was fucked up. I ended running into my ex. I got a beer bottle to the head. I have such a headache. 
deathdocter:
I got drunk again last night. I ended up hanging out with a bar full of fedral officers. I was a good time. 
tonkakatt:
ouch