ok..
so i hope you guys and gals like the new profile pic...i found it on myspace....
i wanted to pick up a shift this morning for the extra cash...but i slept in...if i wasn't going to work i was supposed to help a friend move this morning...but, again, i slept in....
...there's a trend developing...
my stupid college got in touch with me and wanted me to pay like 430 bucks a month for 3 years until i pay off my tuition....(i only went for a year...thank god)...i told them "uh..no"...haha...i mean..i've got insurance...rent...and various other bills...with 400 plus buck on top of that i'm looking at over a thousand a month....i wouldn't be able to ever leave the house..and i could only eat ramen...that's not going to work for me...so he cut in in half...(which i guess means i'll be paying for 6 years now..goddammit)....anyway...that seriously put a damper on my puppy situation...cause i've got to make rent this month...i mean i could get the dog...but then i'd be living in a cardboard box and that's just not a good environment for a puppy...bah...
also..i don't know if i mentioned this after it happened (damn memory)...but a few weeks ago i fucked a girl in a pool...i'd heard bad things..like water washed the girl's lubrication away and all that...but let me tell you....it was fucking hot...the only difficult part was hanging on....i kept trying to float away...(next time i'll wear weighted boots
)....oh, and the pool was under her parent's bedroom window...so that was strangely exhilarating...so she lives with her parents...yes, that means she's young...but legal damn you!...hey, nice guys need some ass too at times...and i don't see any of you girls helping me out.... ..ANYway..the point is that it was fun...and it'll be a good story to tell the grandkids about one day when i'm old and senile (if i can remember it).... 
so i made a pot of coffee...i'm not a coffee drinker...i'm going to be out of my mind when i get to work tonight...while i was finishing my first cup i noticed that a little chip was missing from the bottom of the mug...you know how porcelain gets?..all splintery and cracked...from age or repeatedly heating it up or something...so i'm wondering if i swallowed that little piece....and a tree of coffee mugs will grow out of my ears?...you won't get that joke unless your parents were like mine and threatened fruit trees to grow from your ears if you ever swallowed the seeds of apples, oranges, grapes, etc....which never scared me...i purposely ate them cause i wanted watermelons readily available for my picking...(i know watermelons don't grow on trees...but i was a kid...the aliens bring them to us right?)...i guess i was a weird kid...
another thing i did...like if i were walking in the woods and i came upon a huge tree or rock or something and i walked on one side of it to get by..on the return trip i would have to go on the other side of it for fear of something going horribly wrong in my life because i wasn't symmetrical....or fair..you know...equal opportunity...same thing with spinning...kids spin...it's a fact of life...but i had to "unspin" in order to be even.....if i spun 16 times to the left..i had to unspin 16 times to the right or i would go throughout life uneven and warped...i would make rash decisions..i wouldn't be rich...i wouldn't find a good girl to marry (shit...things are adding up...maybe i missed an unspin or three at some point....NOOOOOOOO!!! )....
i also was very color oriented...i would take plastic easter eggs halves and line them up from the kitchen to my room in the same colored sections....pink, green, purple, blue, yellow...pink, green, purple, blue, yellow...this carried onto my adult life when i would organize my CDs by color...black CDs to white to clear to silver to gold to yellow to orange, to red...on and on...not exactly like a rainbow...but in my head how colors should follow another...i could find a CD faster than someone who did theirs alphabetically....that's how i roll...(for a brief moment in life i hung my shirts in the same color order..not that i had silver and gold shirts...but you know what i mean...and then i got really lazy...and my clothes sit in a huge pile on the floor...clean clothes too)...
anyway..this is way tooo long and no one is going to read the whole thing...so i'm done...
xoxo,
j
ps -- is the SG DVD coming to any stores that i can get to easily without traveling to like richmond or something?
pps -- no spell check on this bad boy...it's perfect how it is...'cause i say so...
ppps -- holy crap i used a lot of the little face deals... 
..ok i'll stop...
pppps -- someone just used the phrase "tripping the lights fantastic" in a conversation with me...she says it was an old school term meaning "to dance"...and while i'm super white with no rhythm in the world, i like the phrase...i'm chalking it up as my favorite thus far..what's your favorite phrase?
pppoh fuck it...
my roommate was talking about halo..and how he sucks...and he said "i wish i could kill with just my wits..set traps and shit"...and "or bring up bad memories like that they are adopted or when their step dad molested them and make them just sit in the corner all game"...yeah he would get far if halo were a battle of wits over guns..
so i hope you guys and gals like the new profile pic...i found it on myspace....
i wanted to pick up a shift this morning for the extra cash...but i slept in...if i wasn't going to work i was supposed to help a friend move this morning...but, again, i slept in....
...there's a trend developing...
my stupid college got in touch with me and wanted me to pay like 430 bucks a month for 3 years until i pay off my tuition....(i only went for a year...thank god)...i told them "uh..no"...haha...i mean..i've got insurance...rent...and various other bills...with 400 plus buck on top of that i'm looking at over a thousand a month....i wouldn't be able to ever leave the house..and i could only eat ramen...that's not going to work for me...so he cut in in half...(which i guess means i'll be paying for 6 years now..goddammit)....anyway...that seriously put a damper on my puppy situation...cause i've got to make rent this month...i mean i could get the dog...but then i'd be living in a cardboard box and that's just not a good environment for a puppy...bah...
also..i don't know if i mentioned this after it happened (damn memory)...but a few weeks ago i fucked a girl in a pool...i'd heard bad things..like water washed the girl's lubrication away and all that...but let me tell you....it was fucking hot...the only difficult part was hanging on....i kept trying to float away...(next time i'll wear weighted boots
)....oh, and the pool was under her parent's bedroom window...so that was strangely exhilarating...so she lives with her parents...yes, that means she's young...but legal damn you!...hey, nice guys need some ass too at times...and i don't see any of you girls helping me out.... ..ANYway..the point is that it was fun...and it'll be a good story to tell the grandkids about one day when i'm old and senile (if i can remember it)....
so i made a pot of coffee...i'm not a coffee drinker...i'm going to be out of my mind when i get to work tonight...while i was finishing my first cup i noticed that a little chip was missing from the bottom of the mug...you know how porcelain gets?..all splintery and cracked...from age or repeatedly heating it up or something...so i'm wondering if i swallowed that little piece....and a tree of coffee mugs will grow out of my ears?...you won't get that joke unless your parents were like mine and threatened fruit trees to grow from your ears if you ever swallowed the seeds of apples, oranges, grapes, etc....which never scared me...i purposely ate them cause i wanted watermelons readily available for my picking...(i know watermelons don't grow on trees...but i was a kid...the aliens bring them to us right?)...i guess i was a weird kid...
another thing i did...like if i were walking in the woods and i came upon a huge tree or rock or something and i walked on one side of it to get by..on the return trip i would have to go on the other side of it for fear of something going horribly wrong in my life because i wasn't symmetrical....or fair..you know...equal opportunity...same thing with spinning...kids spin...it's a fact of life...but i had to "unspin" in order to be even.....if i spun 16 times to the left..i had to unspin 16 times to the right or i would go throughout life uneven and warped...i would make rash decisions..i wouldn't be rich...i wouldn't find a good girl to marry (shit...things are adding up...maybe i missed an unspin or three at some point....NOOOOOOOO!!!
)....
i also was very color oriented...i would take plastic easter eggs halves and line them up from the kitchen to my room in the same colored sections....pink, green, purple, blue, yellow...pink, green, purple, blue, yellow...this carried onto my adult life when i would organize my CDs by color...black CDs to white to clear to silver to gold to yellow to orange, to red...on and on...not exactly like a rainbow...but in my head how colors should follow another...i could find a CD faster than someone who did theirs alphabetically....that's how i roll...(for a brief moment in life i hung my shirts in the same color order..not that i had silver and gold shirts...but you know what i mean...and then i got really lazy...and my clothes sit in a huge pile on the floor...clean clothes too)...
anyway..this is way tooo long and no one is going to read the whole thing...so i'm done...
xoxo,
j
ps -- is the SG DVD coming to any stores that i can get to easily without traveling to like richmond or something?
pps -- no spell check on this bad boy...it's perfect how it is...'cause i say so...
ppps -- holy crap i used a lot of the little face deals...
..ok i'll stop...
pppps -- someone just used the phrase "tripping the lights fantastic" in a conversation with me...she says it was an old school term meaning "to dance"...and while i'm super white with no rhythm in the world, i like the phrase...i'm chalking it up as my favorite thus far..what's your favorite phrase?
pppoh fuck it...
my roommate was talking about halo..and how he sucks...and he said "i wish i could kill with just my wits..set traps and shit"...and "or bring up bad memories like that they are adopted or when their step dad molested them and make them just sit in the corner all game"...yeah he would get far if halo were a battle of wits over guns..
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rox:
thanx peter griffin! 
fatality:
Tripping the lights fantastic. I like that.