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Sunday Apr 16, 2006

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GOD I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE ER!

Gross/Wierd ER Story

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Ok, so we have this lady who came to us last night, says that her belly hurts. With most cases that involve a female and belly pain, the doctor does a pelvic exam on her. I hear the doctor say, "Oh Shit!"

He comes out and sits down to write and has this look of discust on his face. He looks me in the eyes and says

"I think i know why her belly hurts."

Turns out the lady had a tampon lodged in her hows-your-mother for over 3 months!

Can't you just see the commerical for that.


Ladies, feeling unfresh, down there............for a few months!




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA biggrin


Hope that everyones weekend went great and keep smiling

-Josh

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
belllla:
I don't even get it. How could she have not felt it??? puke
Apr 16, 2006
luxxie:
OH THAT'S SOOOOOOOOOO GROSSS! puke HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW?! UGH!
Apr 16, 2006

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