deathbyopus

Ok, so we have this lady who came to us last night, says that her belly hurts. With most cases that involve a female and belly pain, the doctor does a pelvic exam on her. I hear the doctor say, "Oh Shit!"

He comes out and sits down to write and has this look of discust on his face. He looks me in the eyes and says

"I think i know why her belly hurts."

Turns out the lady had a tampon lodged in her hows-your-mother for over 3 months!

Can't you just see the commerical for that.


Ladies, feeling unfresh, down there............for a few months!