deathb4mullets

I was seeing this girl a while back. An awesome one, but with her two jobs (horse trainer and bartender) and my night jobs, we just couldn't get together enough. We would still hook up every few weeks or so... but didn't talk on the phone much or even see each other around. Then I started going out with my current girlfriend. Never told the old one about the new one... didn't even think I needed to.

So the old one comes in Tuesday night to Bender's.... pretty slow. We are talking, smiling, she orders a Ketel One martini with two olives. No problem. I make it for her, and we talk for a while. She is sitting by herself at the end of the bar closest to the door while I head over and wash a bunch of glass and serve a couple of other people. I head back to her end of the bar and we start talking about her recent move, blahblahblah... Then she smiles (beautifully) and asks "When were you going to tell me?"... "tell you what?" I ask... eying her half empty martini. "That you have a girlfriend..." She says.

Knowing what was about to happen, i replied "I probably wasn't".

SPLASH!

My face, hair and shirt are all soaked in Ketel One (which actually doesn't smell that bad).

She walked out with a smile, and I let her, smiling too.