deathb4mullets

I heart Beauty Bar. Where else do I get to fight a 240lb gang banger with no shirt? Seriously...I saw the guy surrounded by 6 cops 15 minutes before he showed up at my bar, looking to get in and "escape the guys trying to kill him". Maybe they just wanted to kill him for being black and shirtless in America. After pushing him out the door, he came at me like a linebacker, and actually made it in. I put him on the ground, and started dragging him out on his back, all the while, he is yelling "POLICE!!! HELP!!!!". He knew I meant business when I stomped on his arms and pulled him out the door by his feet. Police resonse was awesome too.... I had to keep the guy in a choke-hold for five minutes on the corner of 19th and Mission in the rain with everybody looking on, until they got there. I told them that I saw the guy surrounded by 6 cops a half hour earlier...they were all "yeah..that was us...we had to arrest his wife on warrants..." WTF?!

Anyways.... Elbow strikes work. and throwing a grown man's shoes out in the the middle of the street after beating him is oddly satisfying.