deathangel

fuckin hell my car just got fucked up by my gate guard that was prally on drugs or some stupid shit like that so the fucks sleepin witch i expect since im comin home at 330am no problem there so i honk my horn to wake the fuck and he normaly looks out and pushes the button to open the gate but this time he fuckin stumbles out with his hands in front of him like frankestien and wables and then falls face first into my can right where the front windsheld and the car door window meet so thats all fucked my side mirror is prally fucked as well and maybe my door so hes layin on the ground and im thinkin my mirror ist the only thing thats fucked and i pushed it in and it was ok i think then i see his fuckin face stuck into my door pannal thing before this im like ooooh shit is this dood ok? fucker is like layin on the ground doin some weird thing with his mouth he getst up and i see his fuckin hands all bloody and shit so i asked the fuck what the fuck is he goin to do about my car and he said somethin like psherseeeesee afteeeer noon come back in the affter noon fuckin shit better get paid for by someone not named ryan

fuckin shitty ass thing to finish off a awsome night happy birthday NILs