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Monday Aug 22, 2005

Aug 22, 2005
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whats the difference between onions and hookers...


i cry when im cutting up onions...


oooh tasteless.

im tired of waiting for you to get your shit together.
Howl.
judas:
i don't cry when i'm cutting up onions. or hookers. the trick is to rinse the onions in cold water after slicing it in half, it makes it less fumey.

as for the hookers, shit. who cries when they're cutting up hookers?
Aug 22, 2005
juniordeputy:
haha. you are the king of testeless jokes!
Aug 25, 2005

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