dearlycorrupted

so there's blood on my pants and a bruise on my arm and i know how one got there and not the other.

i have discovered that adult life consists mainly of 1.) gripping the edge of your seat praying you're not going to die and 2.) getting manhandled in dark corners.

oh, and i managed to get my 16G bar through my bellybutton hole...
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i woke up at 1:21 p.m.

i got up because i had to do laundry.
i am sad.
i don't know why.
i want to go back to bed.

bleh. it's ten to three a.m. i spent my birthday night at the biz downtown here, a gay club, with my (lesbian) friend tammy and my (straight) friends shawn and amanda. it was, i have to admit, utterly dull. i got sufficiently pissed, but the only action i saw was grinning at a few people and having some fat black girl fondle my boobs. she...
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as it turns out native wouldn't serve me. fuckers. something about arizona law saying that until you had actually opened again on the day of a person's birthday... blah blah blah. some fat bitch got on the bartender's ass, saying, "is it her birthday? is it the day before her birthday?" otherwise i bet he would have served me. i looked pretty damn hot.
to...
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off to put on my fishnets and go to native new yorker for the first legal drink of my life! ciao!

three hours and forty minutes until my 21st birthday, bitches. i can't wait. i'm hoping this will spice up my social life significantly.