hmm. well, the car is getting new brakes. this is a plus, seeing as to how it NOT having brakes pretty much limits my travel to a five-mile radius. i live in avondale. so there's not a lot within five miles.
met gagefreedom the other night. he's a cool guy.
i also tried yesterday twice to get a bootycall, and both failed miserably.
such an...
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met gagefreedom the other night. he's a cool guy.
i also tried yesterday twice to get a bootycall, and both failed miserably.
such an...
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giveit35percent:
a bootycall huh? Very interesting
do you feel the same, anyway?
my current stats: 128 pounds (durr), 35-29-37.
i found out when my mother measured me for a dress the other day.
i am thoroughly sickened with the current state of my body.
however, this would explain why my bras never fit right.
i found out when my mother measured me for a dress the other day.
i am thoroughly sickened with the current state of my body.
however, this would explain why my bras never fit right.
thunder and lightning in phoenix KICK ASS.
i have to say, though, for a town that gets such heavy monsoons, we have the worst drainage system in the world.
i have to say, though, for a town that gets such heavy monsoons, we have the worst drainage system in the world.
calypso:
That's probably one of the few memories of living in Phoenix that I actually cling to. Lightning storms are fucking awesome.
And, yeah, the drainage sucks.
And, yeah, the drainage sucks.
to do:
[/] call gynecologist
[ ] wash all clothes and sheets
[ ] vacuum room
[/] get things ready for goodwill
[/] earn money to pay off debt of $362 for God knows what
[/] earn $500 to repay college refund that was used to pay for dog's hospital bill
[ ] go to gym
[/] ponder mental state
[/] feel fat
[ ]...
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[/] call gynecologist
[ ] wash all clothes and sheets
[ ] vacuum room
[/] get things ready for goodwill
[/] earn money to pay off debt of $362 for God knows what
[/] earn $500 to repay college refund that was used to pay for dog's hospital bill
[ ] go to gym
[/] ponder mental state
[/] feel fat
[ ]...
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gagefreedom:
Glad to see ya back in AZ. So you still want to borrow Soul of the Fire?
giveit35percent:
Hope you had fun and glad to see you back. That is quite the large list of chores you have yet to finish.
my nipples hurt.
however, this is to be expected, so i'm not complaining.
i'll be back in arizona tomorrow, such joy.
until then, to keep you amused, a gem of conversation with one of the fine examples of our internet culture:
bill_looking4theone: hello how is gonig?
me: the one, huh.
me: that's pretty narrow of you.
me: don't you know variety is the spice of...
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however, this is to be expected, so i'm not complaining.
i'll be back in arizona tomorrow, such joy.
until then, to keep you amused, a gem of conversation with one of the fine examples of our internet culture:
bill_looking4theone: hello how is gonig?
me: the one, huh.
me: that's pretty narrow of you.
me: don't you know variety is the spice of...
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corporatespy:
Wow, and he kept going after being told to fuck off in so many words. My spelling may suck, but english wasn't my first language. I wonder what his excuse is... labeotomy outpatient?
ck:
funniness 
who wants to walk on the beach at sunset? it gets chilly and you can't see where you're going so you cut your feet on bits of shells.
dear world,
my nipples are now pierced. they discounted me $5, since i got them both done. as expected, the second hurt worse than the first, as my body was primed for pain. i used EMLA cream, available on BMEzine's merchandise site, as a topical anaesthetic. it performed its function, but its penetration was relatively minimal. the first piercing felt only like a pinch. for...
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my nipples are now pierced. they discounted me $5, since i got them both done. as expected, the second hurt worse than the first, as my body was primed for pain. i used EMLA cream, available on BMEzine's merchandise site, as a topical anaesthetic. it performed its function, but its penetration was relatively minimal. the first piercing felt only like a pinch. for...
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the truth is everything is more or less all right. i am devouring anne rice books like a fiend. i've lost four pounds (placing me at 126 for now, hurrah, hurrah.) i've met and had sex with a young gentleman who is entirely not my type- he wears abercrombie board shorts, is clean cut, etcetera. a vacation pastime. we made it in the woods last...
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ziricote:
you stink as a reporter, but your life seems interesting at the moment 
giveit35percent:
Congrats on the outdoor sex, sucks about the tan, they bother me too.
i wrote a poem the other day, but it is of little importance here.
at the lake:
"emotion sickness; addicts with no heroin. i think all the rest of my life will be a dedication to beauty, surrealism, and beauty through surrealism. i am at the lake. silverchair fills my ears. there is a woman with a red mullet, and blue and black dragonflies, and...
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at the lake:
"emotion sickness; addicts with no heroin. i think all the rest of my life will be a dedication to beauty, surrealism, and beauty through surrealism. i am at the lake. silverchair fills my ears. there is a woman with a red mullet, and blue and black dragonflies, and...
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corporatespy:
Wow, that brought up so much of the anxt and fear that I couldn't even express properly myself.
To wake one day, realizing that you've almost been asleep, lulled into a life of a 2-car garadge, a job you hate and trying to escape through eating or drinking. Material posessions like a nuse around your throat. To waste life away like that is more frightening than anything found on the darkest night.
Though it's only somewhat related, just thought i'd pay for a poem with a poem. This is something I wrote after my last relationship.
If I ever become lost in life, call a hitman:
"I must roam free, my mind is not a large enough place to be. But to be trapped in the thoughts of a narrow mind struggling desperately for an exit I cannot find. How did they trap me, my seditive now wearing thin, how did I get here? where have I been? Waking slowly to a world that seems so unreal a world where everything is false, i'm told how to feel.is love an illusion? a little slight of hand? a year has gone by like slipping grains of sand. You, my captor, my stalker, my keeper. get away, you're my grim reaper Where has life gone? Those around me carry on The fat of society still on their lips, the blood of the innocent staining their pressed shirts straight to the soul. Can your heart be drycleaned to remove the marks? Can your life be laundered? I come from darkness to sit in the light, this must be pondered."
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[Edited on Jul 25, 2005 2:15PM]
To wake one day, realizing that you've almost been asleep, lulled into a life of a 2-car garadge, a job you hate and trying to escape through eating or drinking. Material posessions like a nuse around your throat. To waste life away like that is more frightening than anything found on the darkest night.
Though it's only somewhat related, just thought i'd pay for a poem with a poem. This is something I wrote after my last relationship.
If I ever become lost in life, call a hitman:
"I must roam free, my mind is not a large enough place to be. But to be trapped in the thoughts of a narrow mind struggling desperately for an exit I cannot find. How did they trap me, my seditive now wearing thin, how did I get here? where have I been? Waking slowly to a world that seems so unreal a world where everything is false, i'm told how to feel.is love an illusion? a little slight of hand? a year has gone by like slipping grains of sand. You, my captor, my stalker, my keeper. get away, you're my grim reaper Where has life gone? Those around me carry on The fat of society still on their lips, the blood of the innocent staining their pressed shirts straight to the soul. Can your heart be drycleaned to remove the marks? Can your life be laundered? I come from darkness to sit in the light, this must be pondered."
[Edited on Jul 25, 2005 2:13PM]
[Edited on Jul 25, 2005 2:15PM]
gagefreedom:
So.... having any fun?