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dearlycorrupted

ilwaco, WA

Member Since 2005

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Sunday Jul 31, 2005

Jul 31, 2005
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my nipples hurt.
however, this is to be expected, so i'm not complaining.
i'll be back in arizona tomorrow, such joy.
until then, to keep you amused, a gem of conversation with one of the fine examples of our internet culture:


bill_looking4theone: hello how is gonig?
me: the one, huh.
me: that's pretty narrow of you.
me: don't you know variety is the spice of life?
bill_looking4theone: well yea
bill_looking4theone: are u/
bill_looking4theone: why is that
bill_looking4theone: it is
bill_looking4theone: so odu want me change it
bill_looking4theone: u want me change it
me: don't ever substitute 'u' for 'you' and you'll probably get a lot more dates.
bill_looking4theone: thank you very much
me: hey, any time.
bill_looking4theone: where you been this long
bill_looking4theone: you are not late but on time
bill_looking4theone: i am Bill, what is your name
me: i was hiding from your atrocious spelling and complete lack of imagination.
me: my name's sheba augustus.
bill_looking4theone: you know i need help thanks
bill_looking4theone: Queen of Sheba
me: no. i was named after a cat food, thank you very much.
bill_looking4theone: are u kidding me or your serious
me: kindly go to hell and take your abbreviated internet speak with you.
me: if not to hell, then to nick's pizza.
bill_looking4theone: wow
me: i work there. i gained a little weight since the photo but hey.
bill_looking4theone: i love pizza
me: it's open 24/7, come visit me sometime.
bill_looking4theone: love too
me: i'm going to bed now.
bill_looking4theone: can i add u
bill_looking4theone: you
me: the next time you contact me it had better be face to face at 3 a.m. or i'll ignore you.
me: no.
me: you can't.
me: goodnight.
bill_looking4theone: why
me: because i fucking said so, okay.
bill_looking4theone: fuck u beach
me: heh.

everyone feel free to IM this man on yahoo messenger and let him know what you think of him.

edited later to add: i do not actually work for nick's 24/7 pizza, but there is a fat girl who does. sleep easy knowing that perhaps this dumb fucker WILL find his soul mate. all is poo, all is bright.
corporatespy:
Wow, and he kept going after being told to fuck off in so many words. My spelling may suck, but english wasn't my first language. I wonder what his excuse is... labeotomy outpatient?
Jul 31, 2005
ck:
funniness ooo aaa
Jul 31, 2005

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