my nipples hurt.
however, this is to be expected, so i'm not complaining.
i'll be back in arizona tomorrow, such joy.
until then, to keep you amused, a gem of conversation with one of the fine examples of our internet culture:
bill_looking4theone: hello how is gonig?
me: the one, huh.
me: that's pretty narrow of you.
me: don't you know variety is the spice of life?
bill_looking4theone: well yea
bill_looking4theone: are u/
bill_looking4theone: why is that
bill_looking4theone: it is
bill_looking4theone: so odu want me change it
bill_looking4theone: u want me change it
me: don't ever substitute 'u' for 'you' and you'll probably get a lot more dates.
bill_looking4theone: thank you very much
me: hey, any time.
bill_looking4theone: where you been this long
bill_looking4theone: you are not late but on time
bill_looking4theone: i am Bill, what is your name
me: i was hiding from your atrocious spelling and complete lack of imagination.
me: my name's sheba augustus.
bill_looking4theone: you know i need help thanks
bill_looking4theone: Queen of Sheba
me: no. i was named after a cat food, thank you very much.
bill_looking4theone: are u kidding me or your serious
me: kindly go to hell and take your abbreviated internet speak with you.
me: if not to hell, then to nick's pizza.
bill_looking4theone: wow
me: i work there. i gained a little weight since the photo but hey.
bill_looking4theone: i love pizza
me: it's open 24/7, come visit me sometime.
bill_looking4theone: love too
me: i'm going to bed now.
bill_looking4theone: can i add u
bill_looking4theone: you
me: the next time you contact me it had better be face to face at 3 a.m. or i'll ignore you.
me: no.
me: you can't.
me: goodnight.
bill_looking4theone: why
me: because i fucking said so, okay.
bill_looking4theone: fuck u beach
me: heh.
everyone feel free to IM this man on yahoo messenger and let him know what you think of him.
edited later to add: i do not actually work for nick's 24/7 pizza, but there is a fat girl who does. sleep easy knowing that perhaps this dumb fucker WILL find his soul mate. all is poo, all is bright.
however, this is to be expected, so i'm not complaining.
i'll be back in arizona tomorrow, such joy.
until then, to keep you amused, a gem of conversation with one of the fine examples of our internet culture:
bill_looking4theone: hello how is gonig?
me: the one, huh.
me: that's pretty narrow of you.
me: don't you know variety is the spice of life?
bill_looking4theone: well yea
bill_looking4theone: are u/
bill_looking4theone: why is that
bill_looking4theone: it is
bill_looking4theone: so odu want me change it
bill_looking4theone: u want me change it
me: don't ever substitute 'u' for 'you' and you'll probably get a lot more dates.
bill_looking4theone: thank you very much
me: hey, any time.
bill_looking4theone: where you been this long
bill_looking4theone: you are not late but on time
bill_looking4theone: i am Bill, what is your name
me: i was hiding from your atrocious spelling and complete lack of imagination.
me: my name's sheba augustus.
bill_looking4theone: you know i need help thanks
bill_looking4theone: Queen of Sheba
me: no. i was named after a cat food, thank you very much.
bill_looking4theone: are u kidding me or your serious
me: kindly go to hell and take your abbreviated internet speak with you.
me: if not to hell, then to nick's pizza.
bill_looking4theone: wow
me: i work there. i gained a little weight since the photo but hey.
bill_looking4theone: i love pizza
me: it's open 24/7, come visit me sometime.
bill_looking4theone: love too
me: i'm going to bed now.
bill_looking4theone: can i add u
bill_looking4theone: you
me: the next time you contact me it had better be face to face at 3 a.m. or i'll ignore you.
me: no.
me: you can't.
me: goodnight.
bill_looking4theone: why
me: because i fucking said so, okay.
bill_looking4theone: fuck u beach
me: heh.
everyone feel free to IM this man on yahoo messenger and let him know what you think of him.
edited later to add: i do not actually work for nick's 24/7 pizza, but there is a fat girl who does. sleep easy knowing that perhaps this dumb fucker WILL find his soul mate. all is poo, all is bright.
corporatespy:
Wow, and he kept going after being told to fuck off in so many words. My spelling may suck, but english wasn't my first language. I wonder what his excuse is... labeotomy outpatient?
ck:
funniness 