who needs friends when i have the internet and books competing for my attention?
in the news, deborah has had mexican food for dinner. it is disagreeing with her. that is all.
i learned an important life lesson yesterday. do NOT drink diet soda on an empty stomach, especially first thing in the morning. that shit is 100% chemicals. it will fuck you up. i...
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in the news, deborah has had mexican food for dinner. it is disagreeing with her. that is all.
i learned an important life lesson yesterday. do NOT drink diet soda on an empty stomach, especially first thing in the morning. that shit is 100% chemicals. it will fuck you up. i...
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a strange wind overtook me today and made me want to convert, in a hardcore (biblical?) fashion, to christianity. i do not like mood swings like this. they cause me to eat excessively, listen to KLOVE, read the bible, shun tight t-shirts and treat the kids i babysit for as gems when really they are crazy.
religion is an uncomfortable subject with me. anyone who...
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religion is an uncomfortable subject with me. anyone who...
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brookeish:
Let's hang out some time.
Please?
..oOo..
Please?
..oOo..
brookeish:
Is Rob a pirate??
Does the pope shit in the woods?
..oOo..
Does the pope shit in the woods?
..oOo..
we officially have internet at the house, which is why i am posting at a normal hour instead of at some godawful time in the morning when not even earthworms have been roused from their dwellings.
not like i'm an authority on earthworms. after three days of relatively vigorous garden-plot preparation, i have found nothing living. no bugs whatsoever. only cigarette butts, cat shit, and...
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not like i'm an authority on earthworms. after three days of relatively vigorous garden-plot preparation, i have found nothing living. no bugs whatsoever. only cigarette butts, cat shit, and...
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the last few days, which i was hoping to term as an 'adventure', have been more like a pain in the ass. matt and i are now tentatively installed in our new home. thus far we have had to:
-fix the plumbing all over the house because the previous renters never did
-wash everything in cold water since there was no gas
-wear layers of...
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-fix the plumbing all over the house because the previous renters never did
-wash everything in cold water since there was no gas
-wear layers of...
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bubz:
Wow , sound like an action adventure movie. It'll get better. I hope you like it there because thats where I want to move! I need good reviewslol
i've a lot to learn about cooking.
i made a salmon dinner the other night, the first thing i've ever tried to cook mealwise other than meat loaf. it was a hit, and not all that difficult to make, although i discovered you really need a filet knife to cut fish and that's why it's called a filet knife. serrated steak knives just don't do...
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i made a salmon dinner the other night, the first thing i've ever tried to cook mealwise other than meat loaf. it was a hit, and not all that difficult to make, although i discovered you really need a filet knife to cut fish and that's why it's called a filet knife. serrated steak knives just don't do...
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dinker:
greetings, havent been on here in forever. good job on the filets, that's talent. good luck on moving, also.
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hallo everyone, i hope the day is going splendidly for you. mine is, particularly because it's almost over.
this weekend has passed without much sleep and every waking moment has been spent either at celeste's house chasing her kids around, or binge eating at a level i did not think possible. i discovered no one in my house eats tacos, after i for whatever reason...
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this weekend has passed without much sleep and every waking moment has been spent either at celeste's house chasing her kids around, or binge eating at a level i did not think possible. i discovered no one in my house eats tacos, after i for whatever reason...
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not_quite:
You...are totally on my friends' list and i had no idea >.>
I hope things work out with the new place...i hope you're not getting gouged too bad on rent...i used to live in Pheonix and rent could be stupid.
I hope things work out with the new place...i hope you're not getting gouged too bad on rent...i used to live in Pheonix and rent could be stupid.
i dropped cottage cheese on myself at the supermarket today. it got all over my high heels and bare legs.
i stood there attempting to look casual next to my shopping cart while my father went to alert someone to clean it up. a very thin man with bleached blonde hair and a pink polo shirt came by with an old woman and i said,...
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i stood there attempting to look casual next to my shopping cart while my father went to alert someone to clean it up. a very thin man with bleached blonde hair and a pink polo shirt came by with an old woman and i said,...
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extrafox:
:clap clap clap:
I'm glad you knew it was you.
And I have good news.
I'm glad you knew it was you.
And I have good news.
balls, i've managed to survive another year. a year ago, i was going to work about this time, and watching my boss at the time thoroughly wallop a drunk indian man who was trying to get into her truck. she may have been a crazy, flat-chested mulleted uberdyke, but i remember i felt safe working the graveyard shift with her after that.
anyway. today.
in...
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anyway. today.
in...
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henceforth i will try to play nice. all of my being is rebelling violently against this, partly to prevent becoming an absolute goober, and partly because i've seen the state of the populace and don't believe the majority of them deserve any niceness. still, when one is tired one resorts to anything to get some rest. the problem now is i haven't got any idea...
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i'm so tired and so sad these days. i didn't eat anything yesterday until quarter after eight. i drank salt water for a laxative effect yesterday morning. i discovered why people get addicted to laxatives. i worked yesterday, if you can call it that. i guess celeste and arnaud, my employers, are going to get into the habit of having me around WHILE they're at...
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ronin_026:
Stopped being a basketcase, eh? No one can make you feel better but yourself. Sorry to say. Corporal punishment is a great therapy for both parties! Holidays suck, I know but if you're ever bored, you could try to find your way to the innards of the city to hang out. On being nice, the first thing to know is 
, then just don't be as much of that or 
, then just don't be as much of that or i'm going on a diet. honest to god.
fruits, vegetables, lean meats and whole grains, not a drop of everything else.
water and tea to drink. c'est tout!
i'm excited. this is legitimate, people.
in other news, my car passed emissions. hurrah. now i can quit driving with expired plates and checking my mirrors every 5 seconds to see if a cop is behind me....
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fruits, vegetables, lean meats and whole grains, not a drop of everything else.
water and tea to drink. c'est tout!
i'm excited. this is legitimate, people.
in other news, my car passed emissions. hurrah. now i can quit driving with expired plates and checking my mirrors every 5 seconds to see if a cop is behind me....
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