Eurrrggghhh...
I've got bad case of man flu. Not going to work, going to sit at home and sit in my pants all day. Just had to do that awkward phone call to work. I was laying it on thick, (peg on my nose etc) but then thought that I was going too far so started listing the symptoms I don't have. They probably think I'm either faking or just mental.
Man Flu Exists
*sneeze*