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deanei

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Thursday Jan 20, 2005

Jan 20, 2005
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My friend Scott once said "no matter where you go, there you are." Seemed intelligent at the time. Not so much so now, huh?
Anyhow, glad to be here and greetings from evil-cold Minnesota. The ground is frozen solid and more snow is on the way. You can pound nails with a frozen banana at 30 below. At least it keeps the Sasquatches out of the icehouses and the coyotes stop killing housecats for a month or two.
But honestly, the cold makes you stupid and sluggish, sheep brained and monkey boner crazy.
The pig is in the tunnel.
Can I have another beer?
styphilis:
what are you building with your frozen banana 'n' nails?
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