1:33 AM.
Not sure what day it is.
Learned bananas can be eaten right-side up.
Researched the purchase of a pet spider-monkey after polishing off a half-gallon of cheap Russian vodka.I plan to call him "Zip the Pet Monkey". And teach him how to use the remote but never hide it from me.
If you have a broadband internet connection and enjoy an eclectic assortment of tunes, go here: www.davidbyrne.com/radio. If not, smoke a Kosher pickle and scratch your other itches.
Hey, who knew Beck was a Scientologist? I guess he meant it when he sang, "I'm a loser, baby." Was a good song, in any event. Of course he's gonna be cut off be the Mormons, the other prominent cult of rich, uneducated goofs.
Enough spite.
Happy Valentines Day. But a card or two. Hallmark shareholders are depending on you.
Not sure what day it is.
Learned bananas can be eaten right-side up.
Researched the purchase of a pet spider-monkey after polishing off a half-gallon of cheap Russian vodka.I plan to call him "Zip the Pet Monkey". And teach him how to use the remote but never hide it from me.
If you have a broadband internet connection and enjoy an eclectic assortment of tunes, go here: www.davidbyrne.com/radio. If not, smoke a Kosher pickle and scratch your other itches.
Hey, who knew Beck was a Scientologist? I guess he meant it when he sang, "I'm a loser, baby." Was a good song, in any event. Of course he's gonna be cut off be the Mormons, the other prominent cult of rich, uneducated goofs.
Enough spite.
Happy Valentines Day. But a card or two. Hallmark shareholders are depending on you.
I hate SomethingAwful. I mean, seriously, I would strangle Rich if I met his flabby ass. But there is a good collection of valentines there, all based on Star Wars. Check it out or don't. Like I fucking care.
Whore.