i need cigarettes and a glass cookie
anishka:
so where are you hiding nowadays?
i need cigarettes and a glass cookie
I've decided to become a fulltime piano thug. Got anything for the tip jar?
roopie:
there yas go
there yas go Afghanistan Banana Stand
I am a meat puppet.
roopie:
hmn that sounds rude 
Top gun.
If you want someone to be your friend, encourage them to be mischievious.
roopie:
Thankyou for the very sweet comment on my set xx
My soul weighs more than ten tons. If it weren't for wireless hotspots, it would be hard for me to get around.
Do you know that if the giraffe could leap, pound for pound as high as a grasshopper, she'd avoid alot of trouble.
Do you know that if the giraffe could leap, pound for pound as high as a grasshopper, she'd avoid alot of trouble.
wallace:
why thanks! i definitely need some nice words like that today 
so how do you figure your soul weighs that much? how much does mine weigh?!
so how do you figure your soul weighs that much? how much does mine weigh?!Barbara Swanson never came back so we sued her for stealing our trust. Case is pending.
I bought some Oscar Meyer "bun length" wieners this afternoon. Where have they been hiding these things?
Hope you all are well. I might not post again for awhile as Badminton Season has begun and it's a struggle to keep up with that and my addiction.
Peace.
I bought some Oscar Meyer "bun length" wieners this afternoon. Where have they been hiding these things?
Hope you all are well. I might not post again for awhile as Badminton Season has begun and it's a struggle to keep up with that and my addiction.
Peace.
dylan:
Thank you for your comment on my set 
Barbara Swanson dissappeared today. One minute she was in the cubicle next to mine, the next she was gone. Hat, coat and purse. Not a word. Calls to her cell go unanswered. Maybe it was an alien abduction ... 
anishka:
maybe she was eating donuts? muahahahahahah! 
I know a lot of cops in Minneapolis if anyone needs a donut recommendation.
On Friday, I was hassled by an obese single mother and a 33 year old gay temporary at work. I guess I'm not hip and they are.
Last night I fell asleep on the couch and scorched my refried beans. It's hopeless. Thank God for Poptarts.