deak

ok so i went a bit overboard again this weekend.....started at a wedding on friday afternoon, finished about half nine this morning...... and yes ok technically cuz i fell asleep yesterday afternoon for an hour an half then i guess its not a proper all weekender, but fuck me iv managed to drink myself sober ish..... but now its big family sunday lunch bollocks, and i cant even look at food right now without throwin up a little in my mouth, but iv gotta look half straight cuz otherwise my bike keys will suddenly disappear while im gettin me coat on (lousy no good do-gooders!)..... so iv gotta throw down a full sunday lunch, disguise the nasty jeagermiester smell i seam to be excreting by ozmosis or summat, be able to hold a conversation while i eat, and i gotta concentrate on keepin my potty mouth under raps so i dont offend the fuckin guests, i cant fuckin smoke, an all i can think about, is powernap.....hair of the dog......fags.....jacket......helmet.....keys....."dont fuckin rain,dont fuckin rain".........meet up with mills.......an go show the world that not all bikers look like theyre in the village ppl or like theyre in the fuckin motogp!......... oh an now im in a massive dilemma as to if i keep my chop, or take the chance on a bobbed sportster!........ my head hurts enuf already! .................bugger!


so folks i need a hand deciding........ do i keep my yam chop, that is mint an i love her, or do i take a chance on the bobber? an get to finally live out the fantasy i had when i was 12? (no not that one with cheetara and she-ra ) an yes the bobber does have ape hangers, forwards, and fuckin whitewall rear tyre!!

WHAT DO I DO??????????


oh jeese i feel sick now.