ok htere are quite a few thigns i want for christmas from friends i'll break them down inot 3 categories
1 something i know im not gonna get from anyone.
a. a lapdance ( no i dont want it from my freinds who are strippers though casue i woudl never ask somene to do there job) i asked for this on my b-day originally but the few girsl that originally said they were gonna do it went and got BFs so i let tehm backout casue well awkward situation.
b. this one may sound strange but some girl whos a freind of mine to sleep next to me and wrap my arm aroudn for one night. Ive yet to do that even with a GF. not asking for sex.
c. a new car preferebly a hearse casue my old car is dieing.
d someone to ship my freind sg member Song or SG Roethke to me ina giant box inteh mail :p ( fat chance thatd ever happen but i do want to meet thsoe two peopel inperosn very much so )
2. Stuff that peopel can get me thats a bit expensive but possibly doable.
A. a smoking jacket like Gomez Addams has
B. anyhtng off my amazon.com wishlist
C. SOmeone to sew the pattern of victorian jacket i have.
3 easy stuff any one can give me
A. a kiss on the cheek
B. a hug
C. take me out to cheap dinner or to the papermoon diner
D. havea picnic in a cemetary with me and we'll ahve tea
E. for more women to model for me.
ok and thats my listy i knwo it stupid and i probaly wont get anything on the lsit but i figured id put it out there
oh and please somebody drive me to the psw east coast meetup on the 9th,, if your a girl and you do this for me i'll give you a free lapdance
T
1 something i know im not gonna get from anyone.
a. a lapdance ( no i dont want it from my freinds who are strippers though casue i woudl never ask somene to do there job) i asked for this on my b-day originally but the few girsl that originally said they were gonna do it went and got BFs so i let tehm backout casue well awkward situation.
b. this one may sound strange but some girl whos a freind of mine to sleep next to me and wrap my arm aroudn for one night. Ive yet to do that even with a GF. not asking for sex.
c. a new car preferebly a hearse casue my old car is dieing.
d someone to ship my freind sg member Song or SG Roethke to me ina giant box inteh mail :p ( fat chance thatd ever happen but i do want to meet thsoe two peopel inperosn very much so )
2. Stuff that peopel can get me thats a bit expensive but possibly doable.
A. a smoking jacket like Gomez Addams has
B. anyhtng off my amazon.com wishlist
C. SOmeone to sew the pattern of victorian jacket i have.
3 easy stuff any one can give me
A. a kiss on the cheek
B. a hug
C. take me out to cheap dinner or to the papermoon diner
D. havea picnic in a cemetary with me and we'll ahve tea
E. for more women to model for me.
ok and thats my listy i knwo it stupid and i probaly wont get anything on the lsit but i figured id put it out there
oh and please somebody drive me to the psw east coast meetup on the 9th,, if your a girl and you do this for me i'll give you a free lapdance
T
quartz:
I'll totally do a picnic in a cemetary for you. That shounds like fun!
atomicant:
dude, where do you live? because i am going to send you a dictionary, a thesaurus and strunk & white's "the elements of style"...