deadmansparty

People under estimate me, this is good.
I had drinks at The Rogue tonight with my sisters
One is dating a guy that works there, hurray for her
I was given a free cigar and drinks, thus I am happy
Flight was a mess, the guy sitting next to me fell
asleep and his breathe was that of someone who died
eating a thousand assholes. Babies cried all around me
and we were 2 hours late. I shouldn't have a window
seat near the wing, they look flimsy and I always expect
to die. I suppose they put children near the wings because
thats what explodes first and it's best to get the young ones
right off. I however am tipsy and happy, did I mention a free
cigar? For anyone in and around Seattle I want to say hello