deadmansparty

Hmm, Capt. Platonic.
I will adopt this title and wear it with shame. Drove to no place and walked around for far too long today. I seem to be
a good person to shop for underwear with and I'm positive
the women at victorias secret either think I'm gay or hung like a mule because I go with a few different women.
I'm not gay, I have good taste and womens underwear is
all kinds of awesome and I like to say, "panties."
Fuckin' Eagles, you break my heart year after year but
your still my boys