I got drunk last night something awful.
The kids at work wanted me to be fun like I used to be before I got promoted so they kept feeding drinks until I got up and sang Bohemian Rahpsoedy with them. Initially it was gonna be the time warp but the cd was misplaced.
For my first time singing karaoke ever it could have been worse. I've never sung in public before, I did sing Here Comes Santa Clause during sex once.
Friday I be 25, fuck me sideways. I don't have anything planned, any ideas.
Seriously, Satan hasn't returned any of my calls so I can't hang with him this year and all my porn is old. JEEBUS!!!!
I'm not not licking toads
The kids at work wanted me to be fun like I used to be before I got promoted so they kept feeding drinks until I got up and sang Bohemian Rahpsoedy with them. Initially it was gonna be the time warp but the cd was misplaced.
For my first time singing karaoke ever it could have been worse. I've never sung in public before, I did sing Here Comes Santa Clause during sex once.
Friday I be 25, fuck me sideways. I don't have anything planned, any ideas.
Seriously, Satan hasn't returned any of my calls so I can't hang with him this year and all my porn is old. JEEBUS!!!!
I'm not not licking toads
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amina:
no more drinkies for me for a while. 
aya:
Alcohol rocks. At least your birthday is on a weekend. Recovery time. 