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Saturday May 31, 2008

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Dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

so, this blog is gonna be random thoughts and musings and weird shit...sorry for going a bit quiet the last couple of days...been spending a lot of time with my new girlfriend....

SPOILERS! (Click to view)





unfortunately, my Hardware has become decidedly old and unl337, so I am gonna get something like this to show my new lady a seriosuly good time....





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Random bit number 2.......

How mean/funny is this sign of awesomeness...



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Random bit number 3.....

True Story....man is sitting their praying to god, saying why have you abandoned us, the world is at war, we are killing each other, there is famine, natural disasters, hatred all around....

God suddenly appears, good looking fella...being god and all.... and says well my child, I am so proud of all of your achievements, the beautiful art and music you have created, all the advancements in technology, I had no idea you'd make, I simply gave you a play ground, I created you a world full of food and drink, I even put mother nature in charge to keep everything growing with the sun and rain....but then, well you fucked it up....

Besides...last time I sent you a message you nailed it to a fucking cross you ungrateful prick!!!

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Random Bit number 4.........



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sorry for randomness....

last one...promise!!

VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
amina:
Thanks for your comment on my set in member review, you know that every little comment helps! I appreciate it!
Jun 1, 2008
sullenriot:
am i dumb, because i dont get the 2nd one.

I hope my ankle doesnt stay sore for long, everything else is starting to ache. Yeah I love those shoes, their pretty lame though because they arent that high, it would be understandable if i fell in 6 inch heels. oh well. Ah I felt an absolute mess, especially when I had to go to the hospital in tears and be carried by my mates boyfriend, poor guy.
Jun 1, 2008

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